Crisis......advice please!
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love machine said:
Got binned by my lady and feel awfully shitty. Forgot what I did last time. It's too early to get drunk. I am totally gutted beyond belief.
What would you do?
First thing I would do is post a thread on a car related website, where within a few days I will regret posting.
Well ... I can tell you what worked for me.
Immediately after said breakup - phone your best mates. The older the better. School friends who've been there when you've bled, fought, screamed and f**ked are the best. Consume an astounding amount of Blavod.
Beat the crap out of the bathroom door at 2am.
2.02am - throw up.
2.03am - marvel at the really stunning shade of blue a bottle of Blavod is when you throw up.
2.05am - hit the bathroom door again on the way out.
Pass out somewhere ...
some time before mid day the following morning - .... wake up in your own bed, unsure how you got there all the time remembering vaguely about telling all your friends what a complete bitch she was, then calling them all w**kers when they agree and telling them they didn't know her like you did.
Marvel at the way you actually managed to punch a hole in a solid wooden bathroom door.
Check the state of your fist.
Marvel doubly at the fact that it's barely scratched and flex it as you find it's not broken either! Double double marvel.
Fall over an empty bottle of Blavod.
Try to remember if that was full the night before.
Try to remember who else was drinking Blavod.
Remind yourself never to touch f**king Blavod ever again.
Repeat above until you, somehow, somewhere, find yourself talking to the most stunning woman in the room wondering what this girl is doing talking to you. Get to know this girl better than you've ever known another woman in your life. Find out that she makes the last girl pale into insignificance. Marry her.
Hey - it's only my opinion .... but so far, it's worked for me.
(By the way, you might need this - www.blavod.com/)
Immediately after said breakup - phone your best mates. The older the better. School friends who've been there when you've bled, fought, screamed and f**ked are the best. Consume an astounding amount of Blavod.
Beat the crap out of the bathroom door at 2am.
2.02am - throw up.
2.03am - marvel at the really stunning shade of blue a bottle of Blavod is when you throw up.
2.05am - hit the bathroom door again on the way out.
Pass out somewhere ...
some time before mid day the following morning - .... wake up in your own bed, unsure how you got there all the time remembering vaguely about telling all your friends what a complete bitch she was, then calling them all w**kers when they agree and telling them they didn't know her like you did.
Marvel at the way you actually managed to punch a hole in a solid wooden bathroom door.
Check the state of your fist.
Marvel doubly at the fact that it's barely scratched and flex it as you find it's not broken either! Double double marvel.
Fall over an empty bottle of Blavod.
Try to remember if that was full the night before.
Try to remember who else was drinking Blavod.
Remind yourself never to touch f**king Blavod ever again.
Repeat above until you, somehow, somewhere, find yourself talking to the most stunning woman in the room wondering what this girl is doing talking to you. Get to know this girl better than you've ever known another woman in your life. Find out that she makes the last girl pale into insignificance. Marry her.
Hey - it's only my opinion .... but so far, it's worked for me.
(By the way, you might need this - www.blavod.com/)
rich1231 said:
Got binned by my lady and feel awfully shitty. Forgot what I did last time. It's too early to get drunk. I am totally gutted beyond belief.
What would you do?
First thing I would do is post a thread on a car related website, where within a few days I will regret posting.
Rich are you sure you won't reconsider the idea of "Auntie Rich's Agony Aunt Forum"?
GingerNinja said:
Got binned by my lady and feel awfully shitty. Forgot what I did last time. It's too early to get drunk. I am totally gutted beyond belief.
What would you do?
Well first thing I'd do is talk to me real friends, rather than strangers on an internet forum.
I'm not quite sure when this became a stock phrase to this type of thread?
Given what's happened more recently around here, if this is where LM feels happy unburdening himself then personally I'm glad that he feels he can. Given the slightly unorthadox relationship he'd described previously I imagine that talking to his real life friends might be quite tricky.
If you don't want to read it then don't - there's enough room in the P&P for all. Go play pool or something!
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