Best Valentines SMS message
Discussion
Sorry...its a long story to explain but is worth it,
my mates girlfriend had a budgeregar that she doted on named Joey, Joey was a very friendly little bird and every time you visited would always land on your shoulder or head and proceed to crap on it!
one day Joey had a little accident and lost a couple of his toes, so my mate sends a message to his beloved:
roses are red, violets are blue,
Joey had four toes, now he has two!
went down like a lead balloon, funny though!
my mates girlfriend had a budgeregar that she doted on named Joey, Joey was a very friendly little bird and every time you visited would always land on your shoulder or head and proceed to crap on it!
one day Joey had a little accident and lost a couple of his toes, so my mate sends a message to his beloved:
roses are red, violets are blue,
Joey had four toes, now he has two!
went down like a lead balloon, funny though!
woof said:
! - need something better than that !
Here's one I had at 8 this morning... from a girl, I must add:
"I can still taste you. xxxxxxxx"
Funny thing is, I didn't have garlic (or asparagus) last night.
I told her to clean her teeth.
Dead romantic eh?....
.... or perhaps just dead.
Bit late i know
I'd give up all my savings
My credit card limit too
If only I could get
Some interest from you.
For you I'd give up alcohol
And ice cream and eclairs
And instead of using escalators
I'd run up all those stairs
And jog to work each morning
And keep a fitness chart
Then when I'm thin could there be room
For me inside your heart?
I love you more than chocolate,
Red wine and biscuits too:
I'd happily go on a diet
If I could have more of you.
I'm not worthy of your love,
You're far too good for me.
I'd climb a mountain range for you,
Now what about my tea?
You look great, but I feel blue
Because I'm yellow, through and through
And I'll never know what I would do
If only I could speak to you.
Thanks for being you
For nobody else will do,
And thank you for that day
You looked and smiled my way.
a custom-written poem for your valentine
You are my knight in shining armour,
You are my Lancelot.
Fighting dragons is such hard work:
Is that why you never dance a lot?
Your love outshines the sun,
It bathes my world in light,
It warms the coldest winter's day
And guides me through the night.
I love your lips and your eyes so bright,
I even love your cellulite.
Like man doth gaze upon a star
I view your beauty from afar
For if much closer I should be
Imperfections I may see.
I'm sure that you don't have a squint
And that your mouth won't need a mint
But to see you as I think you are
I'll keep on gazing from afar.
I think of you quite often
But I suppose I should expand
And say I always think of you
When I hold it in my hand.
(your photo, that is)
Did you know that you keep me awake at night?
Thinking of lying here holding you tight.
I imagine your body, and my lips exploring,
But knowing my luck you'd be too busy snoring.
You're always on my mind
Ever since we met.
You're always in my thoughts
Impossible to forget.
You're always in my heart
Which puts me in your debt.
You're always in my dreams
And my dreams are always wet.
You smile and my heart starts to race,
I hope that you feel the same.
Please hold me in your warm embrace
And tell me, what's your name?
Men are like holly that's been recently picked
So handle with care to avoid getting pricked.
If I should meet you on the street
To you my cap I'd doff.
You would make my life complete
If you'd just get 'em off.
a custom-written poem for your valentine
Your smile is the smile of an angel,
Your voice is as soft as a harp.
I'd give you French kisses, my darling,
But your tongue is far too sharp.
They say men are from Mars and women from Venus:
Let's kiss and remove all the space in between us.
(I suppose there are alternatives here)
There's nowhere that I'd rather be
Than in your heart to stay.
There's nothing that I'd rather do
Than look at you all day.
There's no-one who could ever love
As much as I love you.
There's nothing that I'd rather hear
Than that you love me too.
I'd give up all my savings
My credit card limit too
If only I could get
Some interest from you.
For you I'd give up alcohol
And ice cream and eclairs
And instead of using escalators
I'd run up all those stairs
And jog to work each morning
And keep a fitness chart
Then when I'm thin could there be room
For me inside your heart?
I love you more than chocolate,
Red wine and biscuits too:
I'd happily go on a diet
If I could have more of you.
I'm not worthy of your love,
You're far too good for me.
I'd climb a mountain range for you,
Now what about my tea?
You look great, but I feel blue
Because I'm yellow, through and through
And I'll never know what I would do
If only I could speak to you.
Thanks for being you
For nobody else will do,
And thank you for that day
You looked and smiled my way.
a custom-written poem for your valentine
You are my knight in shining armour,
You are my Lancelot.
Fighting dragons is such hard work:
Is that why you never dance a lot?
Your love outshines the sun,
It bathes my world in light,
It warms the coldest winter's day
And guides me through the night.
I love your lips and your eyes so bright,
I even love your cellulite.
Like man doth gaze upon a star
I view your beauty from afar
For if much closer I should be
Imperfections I may see.
I'm sure that you don't have a squint
And that your mouth won't need a mint
But to see you as I think you are
I'll keep on gazing from afar.
I think of you quite often
But I suppose I should expand
And say I always think of you
When I hold it in my hand.
(your photo, that is)
Did you know that you keep me awake at night?
Thinking of lying here holding you tight.
I imagine your body, and my lips exploring,
But knowing my luck you'd be too busy snoring.
You're always on my mind
Ever since we met.
You're always in my thoughts
Impossible to forget.
You're always in my heart
Which puts me in your debt.
You're always in my dreams
And my dreams are always wet.
You smile and my heart starts to race,
I hope that you feel the same.
Please hold me in your warm embrace
And tell me, what's your name?
Men are like holly that's been recently picked
So handle with care to avoid getting pricked.
If I should meet you on the street
To you my cap I'd doff.
You would make my life complete
If you'd just get 'em off.
a custom-written poem for your valentine
Your smile is the smile of an angel,
Your voice is as soft as a harp.
I'd give you French kisses, my darling,
But your tongue is far too sharp.
They say men are from Mars and women from Venus:
Let's kiss and remove all the space in between us.
(I suppose there are alternatives here)
There's nowhere that I'd rather be
Than in your heart to stay.
There's nothing that I'd rather do
Than look at you all day.
There's no-one who could ever love
As much as I love you.
There's nothing that I'd rather hear
Than that you love me too.
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