German 'glossary of terms' joke

[Marquis_Rex]

There was a joke circulating around a few years ago, mainly via email, about translated British motoring terms in German. In fact they weren't German words at all, but German sounding Britsh words often with funny double meanings- was bloody hillarious!
Does anyone rememeber it and even have it?
I would love to circulate it around here!

[DieselJohn]

Tired of working in Germany already are you?

[Marki]

[Moose.]

English German
Bonnet Pullnobundknucklechopper
Speedometer Der egobooster und linenshooter
Puncture Die flattmitbludyen
Exhaust Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
Learner Die ttten mit elpatz
Estate Car Der bogmenoomfurschagginkinaute
Windscreen Wiper Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder
Emergency stop Der edbangeronvindscreen stoppenquick
Breathalyser Die puffintintem furpistenarsen
Seatbelt Der klunkenkiliker frauleintrapper
Headlights Das dippendontdazzleubastod
Juggernaut Der fukkengrett trukken
Near accident Der fukkennearschittenselfen
Cyclist Der pedallpushink pilloken

for uncensored see here:

http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/jonrb/te



>> Edited by Moose. on Wednesday 15th February 11:55

[gforce]

I think this is it:
www.daihatsu-drivers.co.uk/node/2150

[Saddle bum]

Moose. said:

Cyclist Der pedallpushink pilloken

Moose. Alle deutsches Hauptworter haben Großbuchstaben.

Ich bin auch ein Radfahrer. Das Wort ist "Der Pedalpuschenpiloker".

>> Edited by Saddle bum on Wednesday 15th February 12:28

[Moose.]

Saddle bum said:

Moose. Alle deutsches Hauptworter haben Großbuchstaben. Ich bin auch ein Radfahrer. Das Wort ist "Der Pedalpuschenpiloker".

Hey, I'm just the messenger! That was cut'n'pasted from the above link

[dnb]

Ich habe keine Ahnung!

[Saddle bum]

Moose. said:

Saddle bum said: Moose. Alle deutsches Hauptworter haben Großbuchstaben. Ich bin auch ein Radfahrer. Das Wort ist "Der Pedalpuschenpiloker". Hey, I'm just the messenger! That was cut'n'pasted from the above link

[in German]

[JMGS4]

and not forgetting brakes: Der Stampenundstinkenpadal
and accelerator: Der Stampenhardundstinkenpedal
and blinkers: BMWFahrerhabenwirnichtStalk
and Numpties: Aussenspurmit100idioten
and Mumpties: Muttifatkinderwagen
and Gatso: scheisse!hatsgeblitztdingsbums

[hansgerd]

Saddle bum said:

Moose. said: Cyclist Der pedallpushink pilloken Moose. Alle deutsches Hauptworter haben Großbuchstaben. Ich bin auch ein Radfahrer. Das Wort ist "Der Pedalpuschenpiloker". >> Edited by Saddle bum on Wednesday 15th February 12:28

Alle deutschen Hauptwoerter... with N not S.

I know, German grammar is horrible.

[sadako]

One was posted on the common room wall while I was in 6th form (ages ago now...) but I remember

exhaust - bangentuben
estate car - lodsaroomfurshagginauto

[Marquis_Rex]

Thanks! that's exactly what I was looking for

[mybrainhurts]

Stomach disorder.....der schitzenspitz