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welsh blackbird

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692 posts

275 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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From the online Telegraph:-

Shopkeepers in the Midlands have been given a high-tech device designed to disperse groups of youths by emitting a high-pitched noise that only they can hear.

The Sonic Teenager Deterrent - nicknamed the mosquito - is being piloted by Staffordshire Police in an attempt to stop gangs gathering outside shops.

Police have given shopkeepers the device, which is wall-mounted and sends out a high-pitched noise that can only be heard by teenagers and those in their early 20s.

Insp Amanda Davies, from Staffordshire Police, said the mosquito was already showing promising results.

"This device, which cost £622, doesn't cause any pain to the hearer," she said.

"The noise can normally only be heard by those between 12 and 22 and it makes the listener feel uncomfortable.

"It is controlled by the shopkeepers - if they can see through their window that there is a problem, they turn the device on for a few minutes until the group has dispersed."

"Shop owners have reported fabulous results and we've been approached by some who are considering buying their own equipment."

deltafox

3,839 posts

263 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Itd be useful for torturing chavs with too. Wander round a shopping centre with one in a back pack and follow the basts around...theyd go loopy!

Yugguy

10,728 posts

266 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Water cannon would be better.

deltafox

3,839 posts

263 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Yugguy said:
Water cannon would be better.


Funnier yes....especially with pepper spray in the water!

Jaglover

46,841 posts

266 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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I think this has already been tried elsewhere in the country.

Andy Mac

73,668 posts

286 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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It's a good job that hooligans are all between 12 and early 20's then... I can't see anyone older causing any trouble, like I used to see every weekend...

Don

28,378 posts

315 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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How amazing...

Surely they could havce got the same results by simply playing some Elvis over it...

scorp

8,783 posts

260 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Without shops to gather around i guess they can gather around our neighbourhoods, smashing our windows and emptying our sheds then. ffs, some actual policing might be a good idea, but thats a bit too obvious isn't it.

Don

28,378 posts

315 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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scorp said:
Without shops to gather around i guess they can gather around our neighbourhoods, smashing our windows and emptying our sheds then. ffs, some actual policing might be a good idea, but thats a bit too obvious isn't it.


What do you reckon? Will people start buying them for their houses?

Since my taste in music involves stuff that almost no-one else can actually stand I reckon I could just as good a job with my stereo...

scared but happy

24,147 posts

260 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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That was demonstated on The Gadget Show last week. Brilliant idea. How many people on here can still hear the EHT whistle on a (crt) TV set? I can

scorp

8,783 posts

260 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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scared but happy said:
That was demonstated on The Gadget Show last week. Brilliant idea. How many people on here can still hear the EHT whistle on a (crt) TV set? I can

I can always hear a high pitch noise from crts if thats what you mean.

john75

5,303 posts

278 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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In Norfolk we use Bleach !

Chavs hate bleach in the same way as Vampires hate Garlic apparently.

rsvmilly

11,288 posts

272 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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I thought chav repellent was called WORK

Saddle bum

4,211 posts

250 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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deltafox said:
Yugguy said:
Water cannon would be better.


Funnier yes....especially with pepper spray in the water!


You don't have to use water, be imaginative!

wd*

4,045 posts

282 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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And what about the 12-20 year olds who AREN'T chavs, and simply want to go to the shop?!

Don

28,378 posts

315 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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wd* said:
And what about the 12-20 year olds who AREN'T chavs, and simply want to go to the shop?!


They'll go into the shop where the whine from the doodad outside won't be so loud?

993SC

292 posts

264 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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wd* said:
And what about the 12-20 year olds who AREN'T chavs, and simply want to go to the shop?!

They wouldn't be causing trouble so the device wouldn't be on anyway!

kentish

15,169 posts

265 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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Have I been asleep for a few months?

It is April the 1st...... right?

viper_larry

4,377 posts

287 months

jessica

6,321 posts

283 months

Wednesday 15th February 2006
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welsh blackbird said:
From the online Telegraph:-

Shopkeepers in the Midlands have been given a high-tech device designed to disperse groups of youths by emitting a high-pitched noise that only they can hear.

The Sonic Teenager Deterrent - nicknamed the mosquito - is being piloted by Staffordshire Police in an attempt to stop gangs gathering outside shops.

Police have given shopkeepers the device, which is wall-mounted and sends out a high-pitched noise that can only be heard by teenagers and those in their early 20s.

Insp Amanda Davies, from Staffordshire Police, said the mosquito was already showing promising results.

"This device, which cost £622, doesn't cause any pain to the hearer," she said.

"The noise can normally only be heard by those between 12 and 22 and it makes the listener feel uncomfortable.

"It is controlled by the shopkeepers - if they can see through their window that there is a problem, they turn the device on for a few minutes until the group has dispersed."

"Shop owners have reported fabulous results and we've been approached by some who are considering buying their own equipment."



No what they need is a frequency tuned into the anal sphincter muscle...........This can be done..........

Imagine that one..........
good job they tuck there trackies into their socks