Games to play at work
Discussion
Bit bored here at work today and started playing a game over email with one of the girls in the office.
Cliff, Marry, F**k.
You pick three people you both know (Could be celebs I suppose but we did it with people here) and you ask the other person which one they'd chuck off a cliff, which they'd marry and I'm sure you can work out the last one.
We've been playing it since about half 11 and its got a bit boring now as we've pretty much exhausted all possibilities and cominations!
Does anyone know any other games you can play in an office, over email (clearly don't want everyone else hearing this stuff!!!)?
Cheers all
Leo <--- very bored
Cliff, Marry, F**k.
You pick three people you both know (Could be celebs I suppose but we did it with people here) and you ask the other person which one they'd chuck off a cliff, which they'd marry and I'm sure you can work out the last one.
We've been playing it since about half 11 and its got a bit boring now as we've pretty much exhausted all possibilities and cominations!
Does anyone know any other games you can play in an office, over email (clearly don't want everyone else hearing this stuff!!!)?
Cheers all
Leo <--- very bored
It`s not as dangerous as it sounds, and the car drivers don`t even realise they are involved.
Heres how it works........
You need three trucks (at least) travelling in convoy.
Start with a red car. Get one in front, one behind and one overtaking - hence the car is "snookered". Then move on through the colours.
So if you drive slowly in a red car this explains why all the truckies are smiling at you!
Heres how it works........
You need three trucks (at least) travelling in convoy.
Start with a red car. Get one in front, one behind and one overtaking - hence the car is "snookered". Then move on through the colours.
So if you drive slowly in a red car this explains why all the truckies are smiling at you!
My fave office game............
>ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
> >1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
> >2) Groan out loud 'It's coming!' in the bathroom cubicle (at least one
> >other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).
> >3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
> >4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say
> >"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".
> >5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
> >and grimace.
> >6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
> >huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
> >7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"
> >Sorry,I really prefer it this way".
> >8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
> >9) While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
> >open.
> >
> >
> >
> >THREE-POINTS DARES
> >1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
> >double-barrelled fingers.
> >2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all
> >that,I don't want to have to repeat it".
> >3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
> >4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
> >nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
> >5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
> >
> >
> >
> >FIVE POINT DARES
> >1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
> >conclude with the singing of the national anthem extra points if you
> >actually launch into it yourself).
> >2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
> >growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
> >3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
> >4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
> >number two".
> >5) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
> >in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
> >6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
> >7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
> >mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
> >8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my
> >witness, I'll never go hungry again".
> >9) In a colleagues diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
> >10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
> >trade?"
> >11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
> >you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
> >12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
> >about it".
> >13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
> >lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
> >14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
> >important conference call.
> >15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
> >16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
> >pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
> >
>
>
>ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
> >1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
> >2) Groan out loud 'It's coming!' in the bathroom cubicle (at least one
> >other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).
> >3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
> >4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say
> >"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".
> >5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
> >and grimace.
> >6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
> >huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
> >7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"
> >Sorry,I really prefer it this way".
> >8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
> >9) While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
> >open.
> >
> >
> >
> >THREE-POINTS DARES
> >1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
> >double-barrelled fingers.
> >2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all
> >that,I don't want to have to repeat it".
> >3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
> >4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
> >nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
> >5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
> >
> >
> >
> >FIVE POINT DARES
> >1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
> >conclude with the singing of the national anthem extra points if you
> >actually launch into it yourself).
> >2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
> >growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
> >3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
> >4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
> >number two".
> >5) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
> >in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
> >6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
> >7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
> >mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
> >8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my
> >witness, I'll never go hungry again".
> >9) In a colleagues diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
> >10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
> >trade?"
> >11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
> >you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
> >12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
> >about it".
> >13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
> >lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
> >14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
> >important conference call.
> >15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
> >16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
> >pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
> >
>
>
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