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bilko2

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1,693 posts

263 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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Before i go to bed and as i need something to read with my coffeee and fag in the morning what do you predict?
Long or short term, funny or not what do you predict for us?
I predict privatisation of the NHS within 5 years due to decreased revenue from smokers and a %30 decreas in revenue from alchahol
I pedict my kids pensions going down the drain due to unexpected life expency from reformed smokers.
I predict a nsty letter from bush to blair about decreased tobacco sales.
I predict being a bum in 2010 when i no longer fit in with society because of the mark of the beast.
I pedict my death in 2011.
Yeah!
Right i'll shut up now and regret this tommorow















Nan anana anana I predict a sore head for bilko in the morning lalalalalalalal --- wheres the fart smiley gone?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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I predict the need for a bucket before morning....

timmy30

9,325 posts

258 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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I predict a bad hangover in the morning. And a 21 year old Blonde Russian girl arriving at my house in about 1 week

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

260 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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Leave the light in the toilet on.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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Why's he got a light in the toilet...?

timmy30

9,325 posts

258 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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mybrainhurts said:
Why's he got a light in the toilet...?


So he can piss straight?!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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timmy30 said:
mybrainhurts said:
Why's he got a light in the toilet...?


So he can piss straight?!


It'll short out if he plays those dangerous games.

Safer to fix the light to the ceiling.....

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

260 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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timmy30

9,325 posts

258 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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"a riot"

8Pack

5,182 posts

271 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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Hey! he's right though.........The NHS, spent £9M on "art" this year! Wow! those Office walls must look great!.....

Herceptin?.....how much?.........Nah! can't afford it mate!

How much is that "cracked vase with the big daises" BTW?.......I'd like that for my office...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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up-the-dubs said:


I predict a migraine.....

tallbloke

10,376 posts

314 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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Local Leeds Band the Kaiser Chiefs sweep the Brit awards.

I predict a Riot.

8Pack

5,182 posts

271 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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Wot?.....another one?.........

timmy30

9,325 posts

258 months

Thursday 16th February 2006
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tallbloke said:
Local Leeds Band the Kaiser Chiefs sweep the Brit awards.

I predict a Riot.




Dammit your a commie but I like your taste in music.