Someone pass me a Spittoon....

[hedders]

If i can't smoke in the pub, I guess I am ginna have to take up the fine art of chewin baccy...

Lets see those anti-smokers squirm when all of a sudden millions of people are emitting gobs of sticky brown shit into a spittoon at their feet rather than having a fag

"Sorry Love, did that go in your handbag?..I'm still practising ..

Frankly, the idea does not appeal to me, but it will annoy them more than me, and it would be legal....

[bluespanner]

eugh.
there is something satisfying about the 'bt-ding!' noise from films though.

[polus]

<here we go.... again with the broken smoking record>

[Marki]

hedders said:

"Sorry Love, did that go in your handbag?..I'm still practising ..

[danhay]

One thing that made me laugh today, an 83 yr old sueing tobacco companies because he still wasn't dead yet!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainm

[paulie-mafia]

polus said:

<here we go.... again with the broken smoking record>

Almost worth a re-post pic....oh maaaaaan....wanna post a re-post pic.....oh......

[stu_the_flat]

What a lovley deep green carpet the pub will have after a night to spitooning

[hedders]

stu_the_flat said:

What a lovley deep green carpet the pub will have after a night to spitooning

You could have a carpet with targets on it.

[Balmoral Green]

[hedders]

Ok, forget the target idea.

[scared but happy]

Not a good idea. Spit kits.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/ma

[PESTY]

I was thiking of taking up snuff anyone know any really good ones?

[hedders]

PESTY said:

I was thiking of taking up snuff anyone know any really good ones?

There really is no such thing as snuff, they were all actors. But whats that got to do with smoking?

[R988]

I guess this is vaguely related to this subject
www.break.com/index/noworkwank.html