Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

[tinman0]

As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White
House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor
and African American victims who could not afford to
get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial
supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum
- so essential to surviving the stress of any major
snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shovelled
so I can get out to buy my danged lottery tickets!"
said one D.C. resident from his living room. "Why are
we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it
here on me?" Progressive blogs blasted the President
for his inaction. We find the timing terribly
suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick
into high gear, what happens? A major northeast
Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger.

Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are
almost a certainty. Howard Dean has suggested he will
call for an investigation once his new medications
kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting
activities of the glamourous super-rich in some exotic
locale (random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call
for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The
Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I
have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow
legislation, except for certain locations where I ski.
Snow has no business on our roads and the President
and Congress knows that."

Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are
calling it already are mounting as deeply as the snow
itself, and what will be discovered underneath will
prove to have a truly chilling effect on the
Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. Or
something like that.

More breaking news...... It is not right:


Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is
ALWAYS white.

Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware where they sell
snow shovels .


Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold
today to the unsuspecting consumer?



I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting
to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they
failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity
as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and
the Republicans just don't care about the people in
the N.E. The Senate needs to investigate this with
administration people under oath.

I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has
opened the doors of her home to all of the heatless
poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies
for them while her husband applies body heat to the
nearly frozen teen-aged girls.

[Jaglover]

Good One Tinman

[r988]

now do one for the UK

[ewenm]

r988 said:

now do one for the UK

That's your job

[Loose Lips]

Could almost be true!!

Hip diperdy !

[tinman0]

i didn't write it - a southern (read republican) friend emailed it to me.

[Jaglover]

los angeles said:

tinman0 said: i didn't write it - a southern (read republican) friend emailed it to me. The last guy to talk like that in public lost his career and reputation.

Lighten up LA, this is a very funny joke not some sort of racist slur.

[tinman0]

los angeles said:

tinman0 said: i didn't write it - a southern (read republican) friend emailed it to me. The last guy to talk like that in public lost his career and reputation. He was a "respected" golfer who when asked what he thought about Tiger Woods play in his first masters answered the reporters, "It must be the fried chicken and stuff they eat -eh?" and continued to bury himself spouting more racist innuendo. It was played back a thousand times to his shame until he found the nearest hole to hide in.

What are you on about? The friend in question comes from panhandle, is a die hard Republican and is a white female. She was brought up and raised in the south, and is very proud of her origins.