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Marki

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15,763 posts

301 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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Ted i was just asking a question over something i really would like to know about how the feck am i suposed to learn about it if the thread gets locked by the islamapphobia police

lexie

349 posts

264 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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planetdave

9,922 posts

284 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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Can't take a hint, eh?



love machine

7,609 posts

266 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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Sin Bin 5-4-3-2-???

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

32,040 posts

266 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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love machine

7,609 posts

266 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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Osama Bin Laden gets had up for shagging sheep in Wales, he got dragged up in front of the magistrates who said "It's ok, they were is-lambs"

PetrolTed

34,468 posts

334 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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It's not the islamaphobia police, it's me.

I want to take a break from labouring the debate which I think is getting tired and isn't making the P&P a pleasant place to be.

It's not welcome, please accept that.

If you're that determined to understand the issues then I don't think PH is the first port of call. Try Google.

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

264 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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She's still taller than him...

mojocvh

16,837 posts

293 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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love machine said:
Osama Bin Laden gets had up for shagging sheep in Wales, he got dragged up in front of the magistrates who said "It's ok, they were is-lambs"


excellent!

planetdave

9,922 posts

284 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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Mrs Trackside said:

She's still taller than him...


I should hope so - he spends most of his time lying down now.


Well OK then.......

He's dead.





Diana was taller than Charles and IIRC I'm well taller than Mrs Trackside. Make of that what you will.

A hat perchance.

>> Edited by planetdave on Wednesday 22 February 22:05

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

264 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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planetdave said:
Mrs Trackside said:

She's still taller than him...


I should hope so - he spends most of his time lying down now.


Well OK then.......

He's dead.





Diana was taller than Charles and IIRC I'm well taller than Mrs Trackside. Make of that what you will.

A hat perchance.

>> Edited by planetdave on Wednesday 22 February 22:05


You are indeed well tallerer than Mrs Trackside. But we are not married, so our marriage can't dissolve because the wife is taller.

So, not a hat, merely a sun visor, or a perhaps a colourful cap, but no trick me laddy!

srebbe64

13,021 posts

268 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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Marki said:
Ted i was just asking a question over something i really would like to know about how the feck am i suposed to learn about it if the thread gets locked by the islamapphobia police

Ted said something like "I'm fed up of the same old record being played".
As such, I think he was referring to Sunny & Cher!

planetdave

9,922 posts

284 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2006
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And strangely you are not married to Trackside either [edit]not you, srebbe[/edit].

*toptip* to land your man feed him copious amounts of fish. It might not do much for him but the smell will drive other women away. Reel him in, the suspence is killing me.

I'm off to trawl for some more REALLY bad jokes/puns

>> Edited by planetdave on Wednesday 22 February 23:08