Butter/Margerine

[planetdave]

Can someone please help.

My inabilty to tell the difference is causing me to avoid supermarkets just in case I fail to tell the difference at one of those televised impromtu tests.

I thus feel disadvantaged and want to make a claim against the welfare state.

Does anyone have any advice?

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Always take a cow with you. They instinctively move away from marge.

I hope this helps.

[Frik]

Butter is a spread made by churning cream.

Marge is a character in the Simpsons.

HTH.

[Platinum]

If its wrapped up and yellow, that should be 'real' butter.
If its wrapped up and white, that'll be lard (avoid it)
If its in a tub it could be either marg' or ''butter'' - Clover or St. Ivel make ''butter'' in tubs.

HTH.

[Polarbert]

I bet you can't believe its not butter? Well can you believe it?

[planetdave]

So if I buy a left handed cow I will get margerine?

And how did cats get to find out they like milk?

Shirley in the wild the cow would stand on the cats head?

And these bicycles for fish - can menstruating women ride them?

[Balmoral Green]

"I can't believe it's another crap thread"

[406tm]

planetdave said:

Q Can menstruating women ride Bikes? A No, nor parallel park

[B17NNS]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

Always take a cow with you. They instinctively move away from marge. I hope this helps.

surely you mean take the prince of darkness with you?

[C C]

You can’t put a better bit of butter on your knife...

[Pat H]

planetdave said:

Does anyone have any advice?

Seek treatment for your Marlon Brando fixation, then use KY Jelly like the rest of us.

[LuS1fer]

Take Actimel and you'll feel better.