Barry Scott will clean your alloys
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I have just witnessed some very strange activity in the tesco carpark my office overlooks.
Chap comes back to his car with a bag and produces a sqirty bottle of Cillit Bang.
Nothing too strange about that I guess, he the proceeds to start squirting the cillit bang at his alloys, but only the fronts. Next it's a trip round to the boot to retrieve some sort of sponge/scourer which he then rubs around the wheels, but only the rims and his wheels are lattice style as seen on old escorts.
And thats it, no rinsing just hops in a screams off through the car park.
Is Cillit Bang any good at cleaning alloys?
Chap comes back to his car with a bag and produces a sqirty bottle of Cillit Bang.
Nothing too strange about that I guess, he the proceeds to start squirting the cillit bang at his alloys, but only the fronts. Next it's a trip round to the boot to retrieve some sort of sponge/scourer which he then rubs around the wheels, but only the rims and his wheels are lattice style as seen on old escorts.
And thats it, no rinsing just hops in a screams off through the car park.
Is Cillit Bang any good at cleaning alloys?
BANG, and Barry Scott is gone. 
Since we're on the subject of domestic cleaning products...
One of my neighbours has a Jeep Cherokee. He washed it a couple of weeks ago but had trouble in removing some tar/flies from the front grille area.
To my horror, he rubbed some ceramic hob cleaner over the offending area with a rag - it worked a treat! So impressed was he that he then proceeded to polish the whole Jeep with the stuff. It was gleaming by the time he'd finished.
I wouldn't dream of doing it myself, as I've got the sort of luck that would end up in my car being stripped of paint to bare metal. Has anyone here tried it?
One of my neighbours has a Jeep Cherokee. He washed it a couple of weeks ago but had trouble in removing some tar/flies from the front grille area.
To my horror, he rubbed some ceramic hob cleaner over the offending area with a rag - it worked a treat! So impressed was he that he then proceeded to polish the whole Jeep with the stuff. It was gleaming by the time he'd finished.
I wouldn't dream of doing it myself, as I've got the sort of luck that would end up in my car being stripped of paint to bare metal. Has anyone here tried it?
Dont do what a former colleague did - whilst I was "resting my licence for speeding" he borrowed by company Audi S2 and parked it under a lime tree. The sap dropped and whenit needed to be tidied up and returned to me he miraculously discovered that a scouring pad got rid of it!!!! Result was a total respray - or at least that is what the comany was billed but at least it came back shiny.
r5gttgaz said:
For some fun get a cotton bud and use Cillit Bang to write rude words on dirty 2p pieces then release them back into circulation.
(Yes its very childish)
What a great idea
prolly use some old battery acid instead of cilly bang though
>> Edited by tallbloke on Thursday 23 February 20:45
As no-one else has posted it......................
www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/1350/Movies/Humorous-Movies/Cillit_Bang_Remix.html
www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/1350/Movies/Humorous-Movies/Cillit_Bang_Remix.html
Neil Burgess plays Barry Scott.
However the real identity of Cillit Bang (or Easy-Off Bam) is unknown:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cillit_B
However the real identity of Cillit Bang (or Easy-Off Bam) is unknown:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cillit_B
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