Readers Digest jokes
Discussion
Do you read the silly jokes in Readers Digest whilst waiting to see the doc or dentist?
Here are three that I remember, with my apologies.
Man to doctor: "Doctor, every time I walk passed a gate I want to paint it gold"
Doctor: "You've got a guilt complex"
Another man at the doctor's: "Doctor, I've got a hearing problem"
Doctor: "What are the syptoms"
Man: "Yellow cartoon characters but what's that got to do with anything"
Man to farmer: "How many sheep have you got"
Farmer "Don't know, every time count them I fall asleep"
Here are three that I remember, with my apologies.
Man to doctor: "Doctor, every time I walk passed a gate I want to paint it gold"
Doctor: "You've got a guilt complex"
Another man at the doctor's: "Doctor, I've got a hearing problem"
Doctor: "What are the syptoms"
Man: "Yellow cartoon characters but what's that got to do with anything"
Man to farmer: "How many sheep have you got"
Farmer "Don't know, every time count them I fall asleep"
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