`Bout time we had a caption compo.

[towman]

[alexkp]

- JFK conspiracy theorists now suggest that Lee Harvey Oswald may not have even been human...

[Andy Mac]

Pah... Snipers are Pussys!

[Mikey G]

Porn makers call this the 'pussy shot'

[paulie-mafia]

"Last time that mutt calls me a pussy"

[alexkp]

- Early screen shots from the Aardman remake of "If..." were not very promising.

[alexkp]

- "Cute and fluffy? F*ck 'em all!"

[alexkp]

- Hairball trigger...

[_dan_]

After years of abuse from the dog next door, finally Tiddles cracked and decided to take matters into her own hands.

>> Edited by _dan_ on Sunday 26th February 22:09

[DanBoy]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

BA-DUM!

[alexkp]

- Concerns over the number of firearms in Iraq were last night branded "exaggerated"

[porkus]

Not so hard now are you Mr Doberman

[alexkp]

- The RSPCB's claim that cats may be responsible for the decline in the national sparrow population were last night condemned as "ridiculous" by the National Cat Club.

[rich 36]

'lone gunman, don't make me purr'





'Harvey Oswald was a pussy'



>> Edited by rich 36 on Sunday 26th February 22:15

[srebbe64]

8 out of 10 owners, who expressed a preference, were taught a salutory lesson in not assuming they understand their pets' culinary preference.

[alexkp]

- TV ad fame finally caused Felix to crack..

[alexkp]

- "I will kill you...but first, what do think of my nice shiny star?"

[alexkp]

- The producers of "Enemy At The Gates 2" decided to boil the whole second world war down to the struggle between Fritz the Cat and a sharp shooting Siberian Hamster.

>> Edited by alexkp on Sunday 26th February 22:19

[alexkp]

- After having one too many sniffs of catnip, Tiddles finally went postal...

[rolex]

Pro-test marchers come under fire