New method for speeding ticket evasion?

[petrol_noggin]

Didn't put this in GG because it isn't strictly serious. Its a slightly mad idea, thought up in a rare moment of genius (on the toilet, where else?).



If you were to get flashed by a scamera then that night put stripes down the sides and bonnet, and grow a full beard* (if you didnt have one),then write to the relevant authority stating that it wasnt your car but a cloned car, when they looked at the pictures, different driver different colourscheme. Are there any ways in which you could be found out?



*may not work for women unless from Eastern Europe.

[fid]

Plod will come and take a look at your car to compare it with the photograph...so put some stickers on the rear window that are old and faded and have a big moan about how useless they are at catching cloned cars...that should do the job

[love machine]

Awesome.

[Viper_Larry]

What am I supposed to do then?

[Raffles]

But my PH sticker is on the back. I would have to take that off, but that's too much of a sacrifice.

[petrol_noggin]

Raffles said:

But my PH sticker is on the back. I would have to take that off, but that's too much of a sacrifice.

put a "babe on board" sticker over it, that'll convince them!

[mybrainhurts]

petrol_noggin said:

idea

You could refine this by reversing into a tree and saying you did it the day before....

[polus]

Viper_Larry said:

What am I supposed to do then?

take the stripes off

[GKP]

Or try this:
www.studentz.co.nz/funnies/articles.asp?id=3830

You'd probably still get a ticket in this country, though.