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Its hard to respect your elders when your eldders behave in this way
I was in London the other day, and I parked up in a parking space on a side street in Westminster, switched the engine off and started to eat my lunch before my next job.
About 5 mins in I heard a muffled *thud* from the rear quaterpanel of my car. I looked around and a old guy had walked straight into the side of my car.
He then came round and tapped on the window - I thought he was going to apologise, but no, I wound down the window and got a torrent of abuse for my "inconsideate parking" (I was in a legal marked space) and I should "Watch where I am going"
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He then wondered off and crossed the road straight in front of a moving car, who luckily managed to brkae in time and he got a mouthful off said old person as well.
I want a gram of what he has taken - would be great at raves
I was in London the other day, and I parked up in a parking space on a side street in Westminster, switched the engine off and started to eat my lunch before my next job.
About 5 mins in I heard a muffled *thud* from the rear quaterpanel of my car. I looked around and a old guy had walked straight into the side of my car.
He then came round and tapped on the window - I thought he was going to apologise, but no, I wound down the window and got a torrent of abuse for my "inconsideate parking" (I was in a legal marked space) and I should "Watch where I am going"
. He then wondered off and crossed the road straight in front of a moving car, who luckily managed to brkae in time and he got a mouthful off said old person as well.
I want a gram of what he has taken - would be great at raves
might i refer the Rt Hon chap to the charming musical number by "A" called "old folks"...
don't know I'm born, I'm only young
I don't have a choice, you know I'm only young
I'm getting older, I'm getting smaller
Everybody tells you, "you've got to walk taller"
You did a war, and now you're poor
And like your friends, you're gonna get it in the end
You've heard it all before
You can't go on much more
It's not like I think
The old folks are losers
They can't work computers
They die in December time
Can't put it off, you put it on
Don't ever stop, it doesn't last long
The younger folk, they
Don't understand, they
Back in the day, they
You're gonna get it in the end
You heard it all before
You can't go on much more
Its not like I think
The old folks are losers
They can't work computers
They die in December time
Fall down for no reason
The churches are heaving
The old folks, they live the life
I'm down on the [...], I'll settle down
[...]
You're gonna get it in the end,
You're gonna get it in the end
The old folks are losers, they can't work computers
The old folks are losers, they can't work computers
The old folks are losers
They can't work computers
They die in December time
Fall down for no reason
The churches are heaving
The old folks remember why
The old folks are losers
They can't work computers
They die in December time
don't know I'm born, I'm only young
I don't have a choice, you know I'm only young
I'm getting older, I'm getting smaller
Everybody tells you, "you've got to walk taller"
You did a war, and now you're poor
And like your friends, you're gonna get it in the end
You've heard it all before
You can't go on much more
It's not like I think
The old folks are losers
They can't work computers
They die in December time
Can't put it off, you put it on
Don't ever stop, it doesn't last long
The younger folk, they
Don't understand, they
Back in the day, they
You're gonna get it in the end
You heard it all before
You can't go on much more
Its not like I think
The old folks are losers
They can't work computers
They die in December time
Fall down for no reason
The churches are heaving
The old folks, they live the life
I'm down on the [...], I'll settle down
[...]
You're gonna get it in the end,
You're gonna get it in the end
The old folks are losers, they can't work computers
The old folks are losers, they can't work computers
The old folks are losers
They can't work computers
They die in December time
Fall down for no reason
The churches are heaving
The old folks remember why
The old folks are losers
They can't work computers
They die in December time
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