Blame the dog why don't you?

[leftie]

This morning I heard my wife cursing the dog for being sick on the office floor, followed by her frantically scrubbing the patch of pale yellow on the carpet, with no success. Suddenly and without warning the patch disappeared.

Then the penny dropped.

She had been trying to clean up a patch of sunlight on the carpet and the sun had gone behind a cloud.

[ewenm]

[jacobyte]

WOMEN - KNOW YOUR LIMITS!

[Einion Yrth]

You didn't marry her for her genius then.

>> Edited by Einion Yrth on Tuesday 28th February 15:55

[lightningghost]

[blueyes]

Blonde by any chance?


or Brunette possibly... now known as "chocolate blonde"

[twelve_75]

Special.

[mybrainhurts]

[blueyes]

twelve_75 said:

Special.

Needs?

[staceyb]

Hey I take offence to this I'm a woman and blonde, now theres just no need

[mybrainhurts]

Take cover lads, one's on the loose....

[forthright mc]

bless!! a great example of female faux pas!

[staceyb]

forthright mc said:

bless!! a great example of female faux pas!

Ah leave me alone please, had a bad day. Been stuck outside in the cold all day and worrying about my dog who decided to eat Tigger for his tea last night and is currently being butchered by the evil vet.

[mybrainhurts]

Wuff day, then...?

[blueyes]

staceyb said:

..worrying about my dog who decided to eat Tigger for his tea last night..

I should think Tigger is slightly more worried than you.

Has anybody told Pooh or Piglet?

[staceyb]

mybrainhurts said:

Wuff day, then...?

Yes

we need a sad nodding smiley that happy one just doesn't cut the mustard

[minimax]

staceyb said:

mybrainhurts said: Wuff day, then...? Yes we need a sad nodding smiley that happy one just doesn't cut the mustard

you and me both hinny. anyone else had a shite day?

saying 'bugger!' and kicking the office door just doesn't seem to make me feel better anymore

[mybrainhurts]

staceyb said:

we need a sad nodding smiley that happy one just doesn't cut the mustard

That do...?

[The Wiz]

[Marki]

Thats Blondtastic