C A P T I O N

[lazyitus]

Comp....

[esselte]

Abdul wished he'd won the donkey franchise instead.

[timmy30]

Military intelligence photographs document suspected AlQueda "Special Boat Service" training camp.

[Darth Dave]

The Arabs got it wrong in their training camp. They're supposed to go over the assault course not the assault course over them.

[wolves_wanderer]

Contestant 08 never won any of his races.

[Nuclearsquash]

Presenting the new Sinclair Pocket Dinghy

[lazyitus]

Great Britain unveil the latest Navy Frigate.

[blueyes]

TVR introduce spare wheels and a boot rack to their models

[Donut]

Right...

Where's the water.

[touchingcloth]

"L.O.S.T - The one man musical" heads for the West End.

[gasblaster]

'I can confirm that the new carrier will be delivered on time and under budget', said the MOD spokesman.

[StuB]

Abdul couldn't argue in court when the GATSO evidence proved he was caught at just under 80 by the school gates!

>> Edited by StuB on Wednesday 1st March 15:56

[Darth Dave]

"Go Go Gadget Back."

[tvrolet]

Another delivery of haemorrhoid cushions for Iraq's largest man...

[boozyhughesy]

The Afghanistan Clinton's giant happy 80th birthday card was a big hit!

[alexkp]

lazyitus said:

Comp....

- It wasn't the weight, it was the huge number of the things he had to carry that was the problem...

[Ecks Ridgehead]

A lethal mixture of honey, Shreddies and Cheerios proved to be Tom Thumb's downfall.

[Nick P]

Tom Hanks in "Castaway 2" shocker

[lazyitus]

Ecks Ridgehead said:

A lethal mixture of honey, Shreddies and Cheerios proved to be Tom Thumb's downfall.

nice

[Davel]

Somehow Irag's Olympic Bid Presentation never quite got off the ground