Tailor-made condoms

[Mrs Fish]

ananova said:

Tailor-made condoms Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly are going on sale in Germany. Businessman Oliver Gothe, 36, is behind the Cologne-based company Lebenslust (Lust for Life), which has invented a system to make personalised prophylactics. Using a machine that measures each member to produce a unique 3D computer image, Gothe then lets his customers choose the thickness of the condom and add extra details. Gothe said: "These condoms will fit so well you will hardly notice you are wearing one. We can make them wafer thin or fist thick and 'engrave' them with your signature wrapped around the base." The service will cost around £600 for a "large but an as yet unspecified number" but Gothe insists the price is worth it as his condoms are comfier and safer.

[vixpy1]

Smells fishy to me

[mybrainhurts]

There's no way my todger's going anywhere near your machine, Herman.....

[robinhood21]

Make them fist thick? I think the lady-folk might have something to say on that. Mind you, the add extra details seems interesting.

[tomtom]

"Fist thick"...

[john75]

They have to be better than the ones from the Family Planning Clinic.

Just before I broke up from my last girlfriend she insisted I used a rubber the ones from the FPC were horrible like wearing a wellingtons at least Mates Extra Sensitive was better.

[timmy30]

So what's the betting that the crafty Kraut has just got an old washing machine, closed the aperture with some rubber skirting, to make his 'machine', gets you to stick your'e 'John Thomas' in, makes a few noises etc. Then just uses a suitably large meat salami to make each 'individual mould'.

After all whose going to say "hang on that's far too big"

Easy money I reckon

[forthright mc]

like the idea of the signature on the bottom of the johnny!
only problem i think would be that most condoms aren't reusable so i guess with these you could just wash it out and put it back in the box.
but what about when you chuck it out someone could find it and know the name of the fella who used it.


>> Edited by forthright mc on Thursday 2nd March 18:39

[loafer]

could be a hit with the gigolos doubt i'll be buying any tho

[deltafox]

forthright mc said:

but what about when you chuck it out someone could find it and know the name of the fella who used it.

Yeah right, ok and you do really go around checking used jonnies just to see who's name might be on it huh?

On the other hand you might be really lucky and find one with "Brad Pitt" on it....ebay anyone?

[Sciroccology]

timmy30 said:

a suitably large meat salami to make each 'individual mould'. After all whose going to say "hang on that's far too big"

Not me. Sounds like a perfect fit...

[happy snapper]

And getting to the serial number each time you use one.....

[andygo]

And he can only make them 'wrist thick'. Too damn small for me then!

[stackmonkey]

I wonder if they'll make them politician sized. they're some of the biggest pr1cks around...

[doddze]

I used to get scared when I had to put my foot in the automatic measuring machine at Clarkes when I was a kid.. thought the machine would crush it..... todger... machine.... no chance!!!