Bad news for blondes
Discussion
Article said:
The researchers also believe that so-called bottle blondes may be to blame for the demise of their natural rivals.
They suggest that dyed-blondes are more attractive to men who choose them as partners over true blondes.
Yeah, right, coz every time I turn round I can't help tripping over 100's of unmarried natural blondes !!
Gazboy said:
They've been saying similar things about red heads for ages too....
Noooooooooooooo
No need to worry mate, we'd have shuffled our last knuckles long before Nicole Kidman is a distant memory...
Not quite the words I'd use, but the sentiment is there...
lexie said:
Is there any evolutionary advantage for pink and blonde? Not natural though, I think, to be honest I can't really remember what colour it used to be...
Apparently blondes hair is more dense, presumeably this leant an advantage in cold climates hence the mutation orginally became established in Northern Europe.
Gazboy said:
Bottle-blondes like Ann Widdecombe may be to blame
To help preserve natural blondes I call for a cull, starting with this one.
Of all the bottle blondes to use as an example, why did they choose one that has absolutely zero sex appeal?
Well it is the BBC, it's run by poofs isn't it?
Anyway with genetic engineering coming along and the demand for blondes I say it's probably a load of tosh.
Gazboy said:
Is there any evolutionary advantage for pink and blonde? Not natural though, I think, to be honest I can't really remember what colour it used to be...
There was.
Back in the day before Tesco's when the fella's went out to get some fast food (deer) or a decent steak (mammoth) women outnumbered men by quite a margin due to all the men getting killed while out hunting.
An mutation of sorts caused a few European people to have blonde hair. Ugg saw blonde strutting her funky stuff and thought "Ding Dong! me wants plenty of that!" and so he got his end away with her, not the dull brunette that he never saw standing next to blondielocks...
But that doesn't explain the evolutionary benefits of pink hair, if there are any at all, for there may be none since it is quite expensive to maintain!
Big_M said:
Yeah, right, coz every time I turn round I can't help tripping over 100's of unmarried natural blondes !!
100% natural blonde (unmarried)
Ahhh, well hur-loow ! :winks:
(and an Essex girl to boot, I see
)Gazboy said:
Who's got pink hair?
Me, but it's faded now, was beetrooty pink stripes now it's kinda paleness. Actually there's a remarkable number of people with pink hair around.
You were born with pink hair?
No, that would be silly, but because I choose to have pink and blonde (and boring brown) hair does that give me an evolutionary advantage over having boring brown hair?
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