Silly Sleeping Places
Discussion
Was watching the Yop advert, where people are sleeping in daft places, and it made me think.
I have fallen asleep on the loo before now, don't know how I didn't fall off, cos the loo is in the middle of the bathroom so no wall to lean on. I have also slept on the floor of the bathroom worse for wear, not daring to move far from the toilet, just in case
And I've fallen asleep on a bus, and woken up in a panic thinking I'd missed my stop.
Know I'm sure you PHer's have fallen asleep in alot worse places than that so come on lets hear them.
I have fallen asleep on the loo before now, don't know how I didn't fall off, cos the loo is in the middle of the bathroom so no wall to lean on. I have also slept on the floor of the bathroom worse for wear, not daring to move far from the toilet, just in case
And I've fallen asleep on a bus, and woken up in a panic thinking I'd missed my stop.
Know I'm sure you PHer's have fallen asleep in alot worse places than that so come on lets hear them.
On the loo.
Passed out on my parents stairs after 3 Blastaways and 10 bottles of diamond white, woke up when mum shoved the hoover into my backside.
Bus shelter in Blackpool after an all dayer
Glasgows Central train station coming back from the Isle of Arran biology (in more ways than one ) school trip
A wardrobe at a party
Under the bed
Someones Back garden on twopenny lane in Preston
Beacon Fell after I got locked out of my car after a heavy night
Balanced across the back of Ians sofa,
Runcorn
Thats all I can remember.
Claire
>> Edited by Gaffer on Thursday 2nd March 21:06
Passed out on my parents stairs after 3 Blastaways and 10 bottles of diamond white, woke up when mum shoved the hoover into my backside.
Bus shelter in Blackpool after an all dayer
Glasgows Central train station coming back from the Isle of Arran biology (in more ways than one
) school trip A wardrobe at a party
Under the bed
Someones Back garden on twopenny lane in Preston
Beacon Fell after I got locked out of my car after a heavy night
Balanced across the back of Ians sofa,
Runcorn
Thats all I can remember.
Claire
>> Edited by Gaffer on Thursday 2nd March 21:06
), at the dinner table, under my desk, on trains. In a skip in Docklands, woken up by some bemused builders at about 7am.
Not quite sure why I decided to sleep there, I remember thinking of hailing a taxi, then I must have seen the skip and thought, I know I'll sleep in that. Obviously I was somewhat inebriated at the time.
>> Edited by timmy30 on Thursday 2nd March 21:11
Not quite sure why I decided to sleep there, I remember thinking of hailing a taxi, then I must have seen the skip and thought, I know I'll sleep in that. Obviously I was somewhat inebriated at the time.
>> Edited by timmy30 on Thursday 2nd March 21:11
Fell asleep in a nightclub toilet while taking a dump, woke up to find I'd been sick inside my trousers.... that was a pleasant walk home.
Fell asleep on the last train home, ended up kipping on a station platform 70 miles from where I was supposed to be only to be woken up by a tramp who was trying to nick my shoes.
Fell asleep again in a nightclub toilet, they obviously didn't check the toilets before closing up, as I woke up at about 6am locked in. Went back to sleep on a bench seat in the club and scared the living shit out of the club owner when he came in to do some admin stuff a couple of hours later.
Got very, very drunk in London, last remember leaving a bar in Covent Garden, woke up 4 hours later in the doorway of a huge office building in Canary Warf with absolutely no idea how I got there. All my mates and my wife (who was waiting for me to turn up at home in Reading, which I think I was heading for when I went missing) thought I was dead.
I do the falling asleep thing quite a lot when I've been drinking, it'll probably be the end of me one day...
>> Edited by Jay GTI on Thursday 2nd March 21:12
>> Edited by Jay GTI on Thursday 2nd March 21:13
Fell asleep on the last train home, ended up kipping on a station platform 70 miles from where I was supposed to be only to be woken up by a tramp who was trying to nick my shoes.
Fell asleep again in a nightclub toilet, they obviously didn't check the toilets before closing up, as I woke up at about 6am locked in. Went back to sleep on a bench seat in the club and scared the living shit out of the club owner when he came in to do some admin stuff a couple of hours later.
Got very, very drunk in London, last remember leaving a bar in Covent Garden, woke up 4 hours later in the doorway of a huge office building in Canary Warf with absolutely no idea how I got there. All my mates and my wife (who was waiting for me to turn up at home in Reading, which I think I was heading for when I went missing) thought I was dead.
I do the falling asleep thing quite a lot when I've been drinking, it'll probably be the end of me one day...
>> Edited by Jay GTI on Thursday 2nd March 21:12
>> Edited by Jay GTI on Thursday 2nd March 21:13
On my mates doorstep, blind drunk, freezing cold (sub zero temps wearing just a shirt). Fortunately I had taken the initiative to stuff my shirt with leaves for warmth - at the expense of a few garden plants
My mates PTSL when they found me a few hours later
>> Edited by tombaron on Thursday 2nd March 21:18
My mates PTSL when they found me a few hours later
>> Edited by tombaron on Thursday 2nd March 21:18
mxdi said:
The wheel,
Only happened once many years ago, drifted into the breakdown lane of motorway , woke up when I passed over the white lines, very lucky and I NEVER let myself get like that since then
Same thing here, but I found myself in the middle of a roundabout.
Woke up in a bush once but she shaves now.
Few more have come to mind.......
At a party I wandered off once and passed out in a corn field, I woke up in the morning staring staight up though the corn to a clear blue skies....my leg was in plaster as I'd broken it the week before, no sign of crutches, I must have miraculously gained by abillity to walk whilst drunk.
I too have done the falling asleep on the train thing, why they don't wake everyone up at each stop I don't know, I lived in Hither Green at the time......woke up as the train pulled into Rochester...ended up getting a taxi back, realised I'd lost my house keys and slept in my car.
As a student I used to work in a factory, on night shifts I'd climb to the top of a cooling tower, crawl under a water tank and kip there.
At a party I wandered off once and passed out in a corn field, I woke up in the morning staring staight up though the corn to a clear blue skies....my leg was in plaster as I'd broken it the week before, no sign of crutches, I must have miraculously gained by abillity to walk whilst drunk.
I too have done the falling asleep on the train thing, why they don't wake everyone up at each stop I don't know, I lived in Hither Green at the time......woke up as the train pulled into Rochester...ended up getting a taxi back, realised I'd lost my house keys and slept in my car.
As a student I used to work in a factory, on night shifts I'd climb to the top of a cooling tower, crawl under a water tank and kip there.
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