What to steal?

[anonymous-user]

[redacted]

[BliarOut]

Identity.

[puggit]

Oil

[The Dude]

Cherries. On the basis that your life is the sum of your experiences.

[stone]

BliarOut said:

Identity.

Seems to be rapidly on the increase

[scorp]

Gold is easy to get rid off, you can remelt it into different shapes for one, it'll probably be untraceable.

[RobM77]

stealth taxes
speeding fines

[Bedford Rasca1]

stone said:

BliarOut said: Identity. Seems to be rapidly on the increase

Without a doubt.

[sleep envy]

Judging by how much Dan Brown made from The Davinci Code: intellectual property (allegedy)

[Rob_F]

Bedford Rasca1 said:

stone said: BliarOut said: Identity. Seems to be rapidly on the increase Without a doubt.

LOL!

[jeremyc]

Stamps, providing they are the ones with simply '1st' or '2nd' on them.

Your stash increases in value as the Post Office put up charges.

Mind you, could take a while to sell several £m's worth.

[Rob_F]

The easiest thing to sell on once stolen is probably drugs from other drug dealers, although i'd wager that game is a little on the dangerous side...

Cheers,
Rob.

[lady topaz]

Someones stolen shropshire lads thread title ??? Or has senility set in ?

[timmy30]

A country or at least leadership of one.

George Bush managed it, no one seemed to be able to do much about it at the time.

[Twincam16]

Clapped-out old Nissan Sunnys and Toyota Carinas

Why? Well they're virtually thrown away here to the point where very few people care about them.

However, an African taxi company will pay for them - not a great deal, but compared to the £0 they're worth here, if you get enough of them you can turn a tidy profit. Not millions, but it's a problem that's on the rise. Thing is, the DVLA realise the problem when they're gone, but by the time they're in Africa they haven't got a snowball's chance in hell of finding them again. And of course the transactions are made in US dollars - by the time the money gets back to England it's already been laundered. And if it goes to Switzerland, there's nothing to fear at all.

[blindswelledrat]

Surely just less money is the answer.

[ripton]

timmy30 said:

A country or at least leadership of one. George Bush managed it, no one seemed to be able to do much about it at the time.

He is doing rather well on that front, he has leadership of his own without a majority, the assets of several others and the political will of our Tony along with all the other countries that support his war on terror. Not bad for someone who doesn't even know where half of these places are

[Tyre Smoke]

Cash is the only commodity you steal and use straight away without having to fence it.

All that Securitas money is in Eastern Europe in one of the 'stans' - I'd still steal notes, especially Dollars or Sterling, the two most recognised 'hard' currencies in the world.

[timmy30]

The UK once nicked China, India, and most of Australasia, no one seemed to mind, though we did have to give them back eventually......mores the pity.....

[B17NNS]

My girlfriend is an accountant.

She tells me that one of the most popular ways of laundering money at the moment is through sunbed shops.

How many people do you know who use sunbed shops?

Not many I would wager but have a look round - plenty of sunbed shops about.

So if you have a lot of cash to legitimise simply open a few sunbed shops and put it through the books.