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WHY PARENTS DRINK
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about
an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's
home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
"The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
"Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered
answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team
just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the
boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
"ME."
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about
an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's
home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
"The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
"Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered
answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team
just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the
boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
"ME."
Nick P said:
utter genius
well i knew that, you didn't have to embarress me by pointing it out
ask nervy, he says i'm a genius in bed....i send him to sleep immediately
>> Edited by Nick P on Friday 3rd March 13:38
Could do with some help with getting to sleep now I know who to contact
staceyb said:
utter genius
well i knew that, you didn't have to embarress me by pointing it out
ask nervy, he says i'm a genius in bed....i send him to sleep immediately
>> Edited by Nick P on Friday 3rd March 13:38
Could do with some help with getting to sleep now I know who to contact
not getting back onto the 'bean' thing again are we stacey?
<smirks to self in letchy kind of way>
Nick P said:
utter genius
well i knew that, you didn't have to embarress me by pointing it out
ask nervy, he says i'm a genius in bed....i send him to sleep immediately
>> Edited by Nick P on Friday 3rd March 13:38
Could do with some help with getting to sleep now I know who to contact
not getting back onto the 'bean' thing again are we stacey?
<smirks to self in letchy kind of way>
I thought we agreed that it was your wifes bean that wasn't getting enough flicking not mine
touchingcloth said:
I like that.
the joke, or my wife/staceyb bean flicking?
or worse still the small asian boy servicing nervy?
No I think Lazy has borrowed the small asian boy from Nervy and he is just thinking out loud......Hurry up I'm next.
Wait your turn cloth boy. I aint done yet. *rubs hands*
Oh, I've just realised why nervy likes lavender. 
I wanna go on Stacey's Bean 
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