lol - mid life crisis

[motorboy]

hands up here who's tried on leather trousers

http://www.midlifecrisisretreat.com/

take the midlife crisis test

http://www.midlifecrisisretreat.com/diagnosis


i scored 7 out of 23
"You've done ok but you're starting to show signs of deterioration
You may find yourself wanting to wear bandanas, or you could get the urge to have your ears pierced."

[ewenm]

3 - obviously would appreciate the Passat

[morebeanz]

4 out of 23 for me...


...trouble is I KNOW I am having a mid-life crisis!!!

[motorboy]

morebeanz said:

4 out of 23 for me...


...trouble is I KNOW I am having a mid-life crisis!!!

haha - i can't figure out whether that makes it better or worse

[warren182]

Oh dear. You are a high risk candidate. It looks like you could soon be growing a designer goatee and spending a lot of your time in sun bed parlours

Oh dear.

[motorboy]

warren182 said:

Oh dear. You are a high risk candidate. It looks like you could soon be growing a designer goatee and spending a lot of your time in sun bed parlours

Oh dear.

entertaining AND depressing at the same time innit

[warren182]

Oh dear. You are a high risk candidate. It looks like you could soon be growing a designer goatee and spending a lot of your time in sun bed parlours

Oh dear.

[900T-R]

2/23 - thing is, they didn't ask whether I bought a fire engine red sportscar in the last twelve months...

and I'm not yet old enough (or high enough up the corporate ladder for that matter, what with 45.2% new car tax in the Netherlands) for a bl**dy VW Passat thanksverymuch

[Toltec]

Answering yes to

Do you remotely lock your car by spinning around and making a James Bond shooting motion?

would have reduced my score to zero.

???

Though strangely I have no urge to buy or drive a Passat, quite the opposite - far too sensible for me.

[Shakiras peaches]

"Do you remotely lock your car by spinning around and making a James Bond shooting motion?"

(Scored 4. Passat for me too)

[SplatSpeed]

7 how

[Balmoral Green]

Hmmm, 2/23, but I answered no to all of them, so where did I score a 2?

[motorboy]

Balmoral Green said:

Hmmm, 2/23, but I answered no to all of them, so where did I score a 2?

well they're not all phrased the same are they.

for example

"Is your hair it's natural colour?"

answer 'no' to that and you're a partridge gimp

[judas]

Balmoral Green said:

Hmmm, 2/23, but I answered no to all of them, so where did I score a 2?

I think the mere fact that you're worried enough to take a survey earns you some token points

[900T-R]

motorboy said:

"Is your hair it's natural colour?"

answer 'no' to that and you're a partridge gimp

Yup, that's the 'gotcha' to ensure folks who just tick 'no' for the whole lot as a matter of routine, get at least one blot on their copybook (metaphorically speaking, of course)...

[Kentish]

ewenm said:

3 - obviously would appreciate the Passat

Me too!

You scored 3 out of 23
Well done. You are a low risk candidate. You'll be glad to know that you're neither in a midlife crisis nor are you heading for one.

I like the Passat

[puffpuff]

Oh fcuk...!

You scored 1 out of 23

Well done. You are a low risk candidate. You'll be glad to know that you're neither in a midlife crisis nor are you heading for one.

Obviously you are a man who appreciates the quality things in life. We actually think you'd rather like the finely engineered and refined features of the new Volkswagen Passat.

I'm 58 and drive an A4 TDI... I'm doomed.....

[OllieC]

haha i got 9

i'm only 24

[doc3]

OllieC said:

haha i got 9

i'm only 24

Same here! Oh well...

[308mate]

I shall be boycotting this post on the grounds that you put a text-speak abbreviation in the thread title.

FFS.