A PH dream come true?
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stuthemong

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2,515 posts

241 months

Mahatma Bag

27,560 posts

303 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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I thought it was going to be about Nigella being found frolicking naked in a tub of custard

fastfreddy

8,577 posts

261 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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Hmmm, from another story about him introducing fitness tests for his operational staff:

"Describing himself as a "top cop," Mr Brunstrom, 53, has also had a video of himself performing the fitness test posted on the force's website"

Calorus

4,081 posts

248 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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Fair play to the guy - I like the idea that there are Policemen who consider the need to use force to be something significant and would willingly want to understand better the weapons they use.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

268 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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Calorus said:
Fair play to the guy - I like the idea that there are Policemen who consider the need to use force to be something significant and would willingly want to understand better the weapons they use.
If he ever wanted to experience the effects of an HK G36C I should be interested in the footage.

incubus

8,849 posts

306 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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Video here:

http://www.north-wales.police.uk/portal/blogs/cc/d...

EDIT: He's gone a bit squinty after that!

Edited by incubus on Thursday 6th September 08:45

AlexKP

16,484 posts

268 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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Calorus said:
Fair play to the guy - I like the idea that there are Policemen who consider the need to use force to be something significant and would willingly want to understand better the weapons they use.
Agreed. I might not like or agree with his policies, but I give him credit for having the balls to step up.

nervous

24,050 posts

254 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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how long before his speed cameras fire a death-ray like taser at passing motorists who dare to exceed 20 though? hmm? hmm? have you thought of that? have you?

I thought not.

Puggit

49,450 posts

272 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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A video of Brainstorm getting tasered, and a video of him doing the new fitness test?

Not a hint of 'look at me, aren't I great' then? rolleyes

I don't have the inclination to watch either video, but I assume from the descriptions that's what they are!

Yugguy

10,728 posts

259 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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Obviously he's a gasper. What they don't show is the next picture of him masturbating furiously while 5 burly coppers tazer his nuts into next week.

Mars

9,957 posts

238 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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There has to be a market for a "Tazer Vest" which protects the intended victim from that, but energises the Tazer probes with a counter voltage of much high potential, effectively blasting Brumstrom's boys back to wherever they hailed from.

I'd like to see him try that next.

nervous

24,050 posts

254 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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or dogs. and bees.

or dogs with bees in their mouths. that fire bees when they bark. from their mouths.

incubus

8,849 posts

306 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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nervous said:
or dogs. and bees.

or dogs with bees in their mouths. that fire bees when they bark. from their mouths.
rofl


nervous

24,050 posts

254 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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frazer guest said:
Watch the video again, and look closly.

I cant see any officer firing a taser at Bumstorm?
like, duh.

tasers are, like, invisible. or something. probably.

nervous

24,050 posts

254 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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perhaps its an invisible officer too.

BoRED S2upid

20,983 posts

264 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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I would have paid decent money to be the officer to shoot him.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

235 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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He's the kind of bloke that any headshot would miss his brain by about three feet.

Imran-vx

11,838 posts

259 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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Mahatma Bag said:
I thought it was going to be about Nigella being found frolicking naked in a tub of custard
Having left her Exige with the keys in?

Imran-vx

11,838 posts

259 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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nervous said:
perhaps its an invisible officer too.
Better if they had hid until he was on his way home to his wife, thinking about having his tea and how to pay the gas bill, then jump out on him and nail him at an inconvenient time and without any warning or reason.

kiwisr

9,335 posts

231 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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Aren't human rights groups trying to get Tazers banned in the UK?