Girls - hipster trousers - NO!
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Girls, ignore this blokes far too generic instructions.
If you put hipsters on and develop a clear tideline around the top, where your cake stretched midriff is clawing it's way to freedom, then yes, desist.
If you have a figure that once poured into said garments, doesn't do an impression of a manatee resting atop a couple of pencils, please continue. And wear a shorter crop top next time as well.
If you put hipsters on and develop a clear tideline around the top, where your cake stretched midriff is clawing it's way to freedom, then yes, desist.
If you have a figure that once poured into said garments, doesn't do an impression of a manatee resting atop a couple of pencils, please continue. And wear a shorter crop top next time as well.
Davi said:
Girls, ignore this blokes far too generic instructions.
If you put hipsters on and develop a clear tideline around the top, where your cake stretched midriff is clawing it's way to freedom, then yes, desist.
If you have a figure that once poured into said garments, doesn't do an impression of a manatee resting atop a couple of pencils, please continue. And wear a shorter crop top next time as well.
Girls, pay very close attention to everything I say.If you put hipsters on and develop a clear tideline around the top, where your cake stretched midriff is clawing it's way to freedom, then yes, desist.
If you have a figure that once poured into said garments, doesn't do an impression of a manatee resting atop a couple of pencils, please continue. And wear a shorter crop top next time as well.
In the whole history of the world there have only been two girls who can pull this look off.
Oh, and bony anorexic girls - just because you aren't rolling out of your hipsters does not mean that you can do this look - I can see your pelvic-bones!
Skinny girls - eat more food!
And don't wear hipsters!
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LukeBird said:
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Karen* said:
RR I dress for myself, not for you 
The thing is Karen, your size 10 frame proberly looks good in said hipsters.Most 18 year old, multiple child bearing, size 14, pie and pint swilling, fat heffer girls dont.
I just find chav-birds repulsive.
kiwisr said:
Strangely I don't. I find the "Sugababe" look quite attractive, that sort of hard, urban look with the Croydon facelift. Not marriage material you understand, but certainly worthy of a quick shag in the nearest Travelodge.
Hear this sort of thing often on PH which I find curious, you'd have a girl that likes filthy sex as much as you do, but only for a one night stand, but you'd marry a girl that was good n proper and wasn't interested in it at all so you eventually get bored, cheat and lose all your money in an expensive divorce!qube_TA said:
kiwisr said:
Strangely I don't. I find the "Sugababe" look quite attractive, that sort of hard, urban look with the Croydon facelift. Not marriage material you understand, but certainly worthy of a quick shag in the nearest Travelodge.
Hear this sort of thing often on PH which I find curious, you'd have a girl that likes filthy sex as much as you do, but only for a one night stand, but you'd marry a girl that was good n proper and wasn't interested in it at all so you eventually get bored, cheat and lose all your money in an expensive divorce!
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