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Andy_sx

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2,410 posts

227 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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what is it with chavs, they hang around in big ass roups generally pissing people off then damaging others property

last night i had my wing mirror kicked off while i was driving rage stupid little prick with a big group of mates was on the pavement behind some parked cars as im coming up the road then he walks behind one of the cars, i move into the middle of the road to miss him then he just ing kicked my car mad wing mirror smashes off, bits go flying inside the car (turns out that it the bits flying were the interior adjuster etc..) it takes a second to work out what the just happened, go to look in the mirror to work out what the hell, and its not there, look in rear view and see chav tt lying on the floor, pointing at the car. was very close to stopping and making sure he stayed on the floor longer, litte shit head, but thought better of it considering there were a fair few of them and im not the most intimidating of people, even when the red mist is there and i no longer give a shit mad hope the ers broke his leg rage

where the do these little pricks get the ideas from to think, i kno, lets kick a ing moving car rage should have just run the over ragemadragemad

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

271 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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You did the right thing not to stop and go back. Well done to you yes

(But yes, they are scum. No other word for it. Total utter scum.)

dickymint

28,108 posts

279 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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Sad thing is that Plod are probably looking for you as a hit and run suspect. Go and report it straight away.

FiveStar

760 posts

225 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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Fair enough if there were a lot of them dont turn back but at least call the bib out. Just say you belive one has a knife/gun they will respond quickly then.

fat tony

392 posts

228 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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Have a cull. If its good enough for badgers! I would be the first to pull the trigger on them.

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

229 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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If only you could 'self defend' your car and reverse over the idiot for good measure. I so hope that chavs hurting right now, can't help but feeling that a pair of Nike's won't afford your feet much protection kicking a wingmirror off.

Gimlet

328 posts

303 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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TonyHetherington said:
You did the right thing not to stop and go back. Well done to you yes

(But yes, they are scum. No other word for it. Total utter scum.)
Totally Agree.

But it will probably only be a matter of time before the tw*t does it again and gets hurt. He will probably then go to report it , taking his mates with him as "witnesses".

Might be worth tipping off the local plod about the incident in an attempt to protect the innocent.

Vette_1978

3,258 posts

243 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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TonyHetherington said:
You did the right thing not to stop and go back.
I'd have got the crooklock out and waded into the whole damned bunch of them. Had this happened while I was in one of the Vettes.......I'd be writing this at Her Majesty's Pleasure.

Fittster

20,120 posts

234 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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Cut single mother benefits and they will disappear within 20 years.

pistonbroke PHd

2,058 posts

229 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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fat tony said:
Have a cull. If its good enough for badgers! I would be the first to pull the trigger on them.
better yet, let's start an underground 'chav v badger' fight club. Badgers punch well above their weight, but these being chavs and all we should make it literally even weight, so maybe 1 chav v 4 ravenous pissed off badgers in the ring. A death match.

As Joe Pesci would say, "You can't lose". You being us, not the chavs biglaugh

Puggit

49,393 posts

269 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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Are you sure he kicked it? That would be a hell of shot (assuming you're moving at 20mph+). More likely to be a painful swipe of his hip or something... hehe

jesusbuiltmycar

5,032 posts

275 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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I hope the chav is in pain....

I would definitely report it to the police - they might have reported you for hit and run...

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

271 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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Vette_1978 said:
TonyHetherington said:
You did the right thing not to stop and go back.
I'd have got the crooklock out and waded into the whole damned bunch of them. Had this happened while I was in one of the Vettes.......I'd be writing this at Her Majesty's Pleasure.
I understand your thoughts, and I'm the same with the Lotus...it (was) my total pride and joy (sold last week).

But really, if someone pulled a knife on you, if they kicked your head in and gave you brain damage, or broke your arm so you could never drive again.........is it really worth it?

Conian

8,030 posts

222 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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Maybe he just wanted to get your attention so that he could warn you of a semi-hidden GATSO up the road... red mist came down... swerve... chav on floor wondering why the world is so cruel to him, just because he wears a strange looking plaid cap.

Or maybe he was chav-scum.

Probably the latter, what was I ever thinking?

Andy_sx

Original Poster:

2,410 posts

227 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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will go down the BiB staion in a bit and report it just for peace of mind, hadnt thought of that as im still in a blind rage mode... somehow i dont think much work will get done whilst i imagine tortureing the little scrote

i dont have a crook lock, only got a poxy gearstick lock thing, which could be implimented as a U shaped knuckle duster, but it doesnt give me alot of reach like a crook lock would. and after being jumped by a big group a few years ago im slightly weary

Puggit, im almost certain he kicked it as i saw his leg and foot up in the air, but if it was his hip, by do i hope it hurt!!! mad

LeTim

13,014 posts

219 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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jesusbuiltmycar said:
I hope the chav is in pain....

I would definitely report it to the police - they might have reported you for hit and run...
I wonder if it was some kind of attempt at a compensation scam?

If he'd stopped they might have taken down his number, off to the police, and bring a claim for compo as said chav can no longer work "what with his damaged foot innit"

Edited by LeTim on Friday 26th October 10:01

shadowninja

79,178 posts

303 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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Fittster said:
Cull single mothers and they will disappear within 20 years.
yikes That's a bit harsh.

smilerbaker

4,071 posts

236 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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Andy_sx said:
what is it with chavs, they hang around in big ass roups generally pissing people off then damaging others property

last night i had my wing mirror kicked off while i was driving rage stupid little prick with a big group of mates was on the pavement behind some parked cars as im coming up the road then he walks behind one of the cars, i move into the middle of the road to miss him then he just ing kicked my car mad wing mirror smashes off, bits go flying inside the car (turns out that it the bits flying were the interior adjuster etc..) it takes a second to work out what the just happened, go to look in the mirror to work out what the hell, and its not there, look in rear view and see chav tt lying on the floor, pointing at the car. was very close to stopping and making sure he stayed on the floor longer, litte shit head, but thought better of it considering there were a fair few of them and im not the most intimidating of people, even when the red mist is there and i no longer give a shit mad hope the ers broke his leg rage

where the do these little pricks get the ideas from to think, i kno, lets kick a ing moving car rage should have just run the over ragemadragemad
what do you expect on sheppy? wink

Andy_sx

Original Poster:

2,410 posts

227 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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LeTim said:
jesusbuiltmycar said:
I hope the chav is in pain....

I would definitely report it to the police - they might have reported you for hit and run...
I wonder if it was some kind of attempt at a compensation scam?
if it was, good luck to him, ill make sure next time he is properly imobilised, at least make the court case worth while evil

Andy_sx

Original Poster:

2,410 posts

227 months

Friday 26th October 2007
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smilerbaker said:
what do you expect on sheppy? wink
ha ha ha cheers Andrew... funnily enough, my other half said the same rolleyes