VBRJ
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ExPat2B

Original Poster:

2,159 posts

222 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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mckln335

694 posts

223 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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roflrofl

With a metal bar as well! yikes

Silent1

19,761 posts

257 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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Not quite, as he buggered him with a "metal tool" which i'll bet was a maglite.

Rocco Stigfredi

1,801 posts

232 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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how very pulp fiction....
what does VBRJ stand for?

Festisio

772 posts

226 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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Rocco Stigfredi said:
how very pulp fiction....
what does VBRJ stand for?
Vigilante Bum Rape Justice?

Respect to the father.

Silent1

19,761 posts

257 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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anonymous said:
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It's the mental image of a burglar running away from a house quickly followed by a bloke with his trousers off shouting wait there you cretin, i'm going to bugger you senseless.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

264 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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ExPat2B said:
Life imitates pitonheads.
A truly terrifying concept.

shadowninja

79,206 posts

304 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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Of course, the metal tool could have been a file.

Choose one metal tool:


Plotloss

67,280 posts

292 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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shadowninja said:
Of course, the metal tool could have been a file.

Choose one metal tool:

Being a 'phile is what got this chap into this situation in the first place...

Silverbullet767

10,994 posts

228 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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Plotloss said:
shadowninja said:
Of course, the metal tool could have been a file.

Choose one metal tool:

Being a 'phile is what got this chap into this situation in the first place...
baddum-tish!

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

280 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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Silverbullet767 said:
Plotloss said:
shadowninja said:
Of course, the metal tool could have been a file.

Choose one metal tool:

Being a 'phile is what got this chap into this situation in the first place...
baddum-tish!
The obvious choice from the above would be to use the bastard file

moleamol

15,887 posts

285 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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Yugguy invented VBRJ you know.

Swoxy

2,842 posts

232 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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Good old Texas rolleyes

shadowninja

79,206 posts

304 months

Monday 14th January 2008
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Swoxy said:
Good old Texas rolleyes
Actually, Sainsbury's bought Texas DIY, so you can't buy the files there any more. biggrin

PeteG

4,278 posts

233 months

Sunday 20th January 2008
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SkinnyBoy said:
The obvious choice... would be to use the bastard file
hehe That takes me back...

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

280 months

Sunday 20th January 2008
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PeteG said:
SkinnyBoy said:
The obvious choice... would be to use the bastard file
hehe That takes me back...
haha always got a laff in CDT that one, 'ere Sir should i use the "bastad" file.. think Brian Glover style teacher hurling a piece of bar stock at you, "Skinner your the only bastid in 'ere!" great days...

Rocco Stigfredi

1,801 posts

232 months

Sunday 20th January 2008
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SkinnyBoy said:
PeteG said:
SkinnyBoy said:
The obvious choice... would be to use the bastard file
hehe That takes me back...
haha always got a laff in CDT that one, 'ere Sir should i use the "bastad" file.. think Brian Glover style teacher hurling a piece of bar stock at you, "Skinner your the only bastid in 'ere!" great days...
I have no idea who you're talking about, but it works well with Gene Hunt too....

Knick Pee

29,977 posts

273 months

Sunday 20th January 2008
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rofl

Good for him.

Authorities said:
"We did find evidence at the scene to corroborate our victim's story,"
what did they find? A poo covered screw-driver?

robwales

1,427 posts

232 months

Sunday 20th January 2008
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PeteG said:
SkinnyBoy said:
The obvious choice... would be to use the bastard file
hehe That takes me back...
hehe me too.

nightfever

914 posts

241 months

Sunday 20th January 2008
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moleamol said:
Yugguy invented VBRJ you know.
hehe What a weirdo.