Agyness Deyn is rotten.
Discussion
Seen this one?
Model of the year, apparently.
Looks like a geezer.
A fecking weird looking geezer with a stupid hairdo.
Yes yes yes, I probably would bone her, but that’s meaningless, as I would probably shag anything that stayed motionless for long enough.
The point is that she is absolutely rotten. And not at all fit. Like what she is made out to be.
I suppose the problem is that male... fashion people are all gay, so they like women who look like geezers. And the female fashion people, well... women are fecking idiots anyway because most of them think blokes like skinny birds with big norks.
Well, I am a dead normal bloke, and I like chubby birds with small norks.
Or big norks.
OK, well at least one nork must be present. Unless the bird's had her “knockers off” (medical parlance – look it up), in which case... <sigh>... yes, of course I will rammage you my dear, only... keep that <waves hand at chest area> covered up, will you?
Anyway.
What?
Oh yes, this bird. Horrible.
And I have disgusted myself by mentally having it off with her.
I mean, I had it off with her in my mind, not in a mental fashion. But it was in a mental fashion too, mind you. Arms and legs everywhere. Then a pan fell on my head, like a big saucepan it was, which was weird. Then there was a fire. Only a small one. But still. I thought someone was going to die, for god’s sake!
Model of the year, apparently.
Looks like a geezer.
A fecking weird looking geezer with a stupid hairdo.
Yes yes yes, I probably would bone her, but that’s meaningless, as I would probably shag anything that stayed motionless for long enough.
The point is that she is absolutely rotten. And not at all fit. Like what she is made out to be.
I suppose the problem is that male... fashion people are all gay, so they like women who look like geezers. And the female fashion people, well... women are fecking idiots anyway because most of them think blokes like skinny birds with big norks.
Well, I am a dead normal bloke, and I like chubby birds with small norks.
Or big norks.
OK, well at least one nork must be present. Unless the bird's had her “knockers off” (medical parlance – look it up), in which case... <sigh>... yes, of course I will rammage you my dear, only... keep that <waves hand at chest area> covered up, will you?
Anyway.
What?
Oh yes, this bird. Horrible.
And I have disgusted myself by mentally having it off with her.
I mean, I had it off with her in my mind, not in a mental fashion. But it was in a mental fashion too, mind you. Arms and legs everywhere. Then a pan fell on my head, like a big saucepan it was, which was weird. Then there was a fire. Only a small one. But still. I thought someone was going to die, for god’s sake!
thewave said:
Get back where you belong!
I’m like “The Littlest Hobo” – where ever I lay my hat, that’s my home.No, wait. That was Paul Young.
I’m like Paul Young, me.
And WTF are you doing here? Spying on me I bet. Watching me. Watching me walk.
Ee, I can feel you raping me with your eyes. But in a bad way.
superlightr said:
do you know her? Has she upset you? Does she have any say in how she looks any more than you or I do?
Why go into a rude and unessary post about a member of the public? - ie she is not a politicion.
Sorry hombre, it’s my job.Why go into a rude and unessary post about a member of the public? - ie she is not a politicion.
I hate it as much as you, but... <shrugs>
Don’t blame me, man – blame the system.
Rod Rammage said:
Seen this one?
Model of the year, apparently.
Looks like a geezer.
A fecking weird looking geezer with a stupid hairdo.
Yes yes yes, I probably would bone her, but that’s meaningless, as I would probably shag anything that stayed motionless for long enough.
The point is that she is absolutely rotten. And not at all fit. Like what she is made out to be.
I suppose the problem is that male... fashion people are all gay, so they like women who look like geezers. And the female fashion people, well... women are fecking idiots anyway because most of them think blokes like skinny birds with big norks.
Well, I am a dead normal bloke, and I like chubby birds with small norks.
Or big norks.
OK, well at least one nork must be present. Unless the bird's had her “knockers off” (medical parlance – look it up), in which case... <sigh>... yes, of course I will rammage you my dear, only... keep that <waves hand at chest area> covered up, will you?
Anyway.
What?
Oh yes, this bird. Horrible.
And I have disgusted myself by mentally having it off with her.
I mean, I had it off with her in my mind, not in a mental fashion. But it was in a mental fashion too, mind you. Arms and legs everywhere. Then a pan fell on my head, like a big saucepan it was, which was weird. Then there was a fire. Only a small one. But still. I thought someone was going to die, for god’s sake!
Model of the year, apparently.
Looks like a geezer.
A fecking weird looking geezer with a stupid hairdo.
Yes yes yes, I probably would bone her, but that’s meaningless, as I would probably shag anything that stayed motionless for long enough.
The point is that she is absolutely rotten. And not at all fit. Like what she is made out to be.
I suppose the problem is that male... fashion people are all gay, so they like women who look like geezers. And the female fashion people, well... women are fecking idiots anyway because most of them think blokes like skinny birds with big norks.
Well, I am a dead normal bloke, and I like chubby birds with small norks.
Or big norks.
OK, well at least one nork must be present. Unless the bird's had her “knockers off” (medical parlance – look it up), in which case... <sigh>... yes, of course I will rammage you my dear, only... keep that <waves hand at chest area> covered up, will you?
Anyway.
What?
Oh yes, this bird. Horrible.
And I have disgusted myself by mentally having it off with her.
I mean, I had it off with her in my mind, not in a mental fashion. But it was in a mental fashion too, mind you. Arms and legs everywhere. Then a pan fell on my head, like a big saucepan it was, which was weird. Then there was a fire. Only a small one. But still. I thought someone was going to die, for god’s sake!
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