PH runs for Gov't
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Shaw Tarse

Original Poster:

31,898 posts

233 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Following on from morningside's local election poll,which seems to be showing that people are disillusioned by the current political parties,I suggest that PH form a party!
So your nominations eg: PM "member's name" + a reason for nominating them
(would Petrol Ted sell us out?)whistle
If you want to propose yourself for a position,please give
1.Job Title
2.Put forward a policy relevant to the position & a reason why Joe Public should vote for you.

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

247 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Me, Justice Minister.

Been there and seen it.

DangerousMike

11,327 posts

222 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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maybe we could put this into action in a joint project with the daily mail.

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

301 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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1. Justice, Retribution and Immigration Czar
2. I'd sort out the mess.



jimmyb

12,254 posts

246 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Rich321. Prime minister He tells it how it is.

Harry Flashman: Public Relations

Aerofoil: Chancellor the mans a financial genius.

biggrin

ganglandboss

8,555 posts

233 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Minister of Pest Control

Policy? Simple - All chavs and scroungers will be shot.

Shaw Tarse

Original Poster:

31,898 posts

233 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Vesuvius 996 said:
1. Justice, Retribution and Immigration Czar
2. I'd sort out the mess.
2 mins after Daily Mail was mentioned Soovey turns up scratchchinwink
Mr 996 application accepted!

R5GTTgaz

7,897 posts

250 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Derestrictor for Transport Minister

MoleVision

999 posts

241 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Minister of Common Sense.

- I will have exclusive VETO/GO AHEAD on any government decision/proposal/policy plus the ability to have people fired for being a cretin (again at my discression - Think of it as the promotion of common sense throughout the government).


I would of course, not abuse this position.

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

279 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Entertainments Minister, dealing with any type of license. From taxi to alcohol to gambling and <cough> brothels <cough> licenses and queries.
Back handers!! what backhanders ?

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Turbobloke for environment, I'm sure I don't need to explain why.

Harry Flashman for Foreign Affairs. And domestic ones and probably ones in space as well if the government lasts long enough to see that stage of technological development.

chevy-stu

5,392 posts

258 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Vixpy - Minister for Cultural ...
TwinCam16 - Minister for eduaction....

eldar

25,298 posts

226 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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I'm going to be minister for women. Oh yes, I will further their cause with great diligence.

Killer2005

20,615 posts

258 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Minister for Justice

I'd be good at it

Snake the Sniper

2,544 posts

231 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Minister for Removals.
All chavs and so on are now fair game, and to be hunted by me, and anyone who asks nicely.
Why? User name should help, and because it would be a fun way to waste time!

ypauly

15,137 posts

230 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Vesuvious = lord chief justice
vonhosen = home secretary
mybrainhurts = health minister
aerofoil = culture secretary
10penceshort = minister for prisons
profbeard = education minister
petrolted = prime minister
vixpy = chief whip
colonial = minister for overseas affairs
dibble = mayor of london
ypauly(me) = transport secretary (i really want this one)

disclaimer
this is my opinion and only my opinion and may be
subject to change without prior warning or notice





Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

278 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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What a load of crap, you're sorting out a cabinet and ministers and stuff, and you're proposing and voting.

That's no bloody good.

I will be dictator, and you'll all do as I say, or it's up against the wall with the lot of you!

ChrisJG

3,578 posts

246 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Can I be in charge of drugs? biggrin

ypauly

15,137 posts

230 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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ChrisJG said:
Can I be in charge of drugs? biggrin
i think you allready are

Morningside

24,147 posts

259 months

Saturday 19th April 2008
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Can I be minister for edjaca ejuca eduka Skools?