Vaseline Shower Gel for Men

[Viper_Larry]

OK, lets get the <snigger> out the way first!

Anyone tried it? Mrs L bought me some the other day - awful stuff. Same colour an texture as Zymol Cleaner Wax... only smells worse!

Avoid this one...

[Plotloss]

Thanks.

I was just looking for a shower gel review.

[Adenauer]

I use Dove Revive, it makes my skin so soft and smells really ni...

[mitzy]

gayers!

[Marf]

Domestos and a scouring pad, thats what real men use! GRRR!!!

[XMES RUS]

Adenauer said:

I use Dove Revive, it makes my skin so soft and smells really ni...

I had to read that three times, I thought it said Don Revie. To be honest I would be shocked to see a dead football manager bringing out a shower product.

[Snake the Sniper]

Marf said:

Domestos and a scouring pad, thats what real men use! GRRR!!!

Gayer!! Real men need Swarfega at least! Preferably with extra sand and grit. And wire wool. GGRRRRRRRR!!!

Edited by Snake the Sniper on Thursday 8th May 12:37

[Dupont666]

Marf said:

Domestos and a scouring pad, thats what real men use! GRRR!!!

Domestos.... pfff, real men use Swarfega and a scouring pad.

[clonmult]

Marf said:

Domestos and a scouring pad, thats what real men use! GRRR!!!

Wuss.

Should be using a large rusty metal brush!

[Marf]

Domestos is cheaper and "it kills 99.9% of bacteria. DEAD"

[BigBazza]

You lot shower? Puffs!

[Marf]

Can anyone else smell brie?

[clonmult]

Marf said:

Domestos is cheaper and "it kills 99.9% of bacteria. DEAD"

But that remaining .1% is pretty bloody lethal.

[Snake the Sniper]

BigBazza said:

You lot shower? Puffs!

Who said anything about a shower? You just get funny looks for using all the free ditch water that people leave lying about.

[Marf]

clonmult said:

Marf said:

Domestos is cheaper and "it kills 99.9% of bacteria. DEAD"

But that remaining .1% is pretty bloody lethal.

I seem to have avoided the Bad AIDS so far

Edited by Marf on Thursday 8th May 12:47

[clonmult]

BigBazza said:

You lot shower? Puffs!

You're assuming water there, aren't you?

There are other sorts of showers ....

[911motorsport]

Plotloss said:

Thanks.

I was just looking for a shower gel review.

[Dakkon]

Viper_Larry said:

OK, lets get the <snigger> out the way first!

Anyone tried it? Mrs L bought me some the other day - awful stuff. Same colour an texture as Zymol Cleaner Wax... only smells worse!

Avoid this one...

So does it aid lubrication?

[Davi]

Snake the Sniper said:

BigBazza said:

You lot shower? Puffs!

Who said anything about a shower? You just get funny looks for using all the free ditch water that people leave lying about.

puff, just sand the grime off with an orbital.

[gib6933]

Water! Soap! Luxury! We use hand full of sand round here.