Jail for sex on the beach in Dubai!
Jail for sex on the beach in Dubai!
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hornetrider

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63,161 posts

235 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/jul/09/middleeas...

Grauniad said:
A British woman could be jailed for up to six years in Dubai after she was allegedly caught having sex on a beach.

The woman, said to be 30, was arrested after a police officer reportedly twice found her having sex with a British man on Jumeirah Beach.

She has reportedly been charged with having sex outside marriage, indecent behaviour in public, being drunk in public and assaulting a police officer.

She faces a jail sentence of between three months and six years in the state, one of seven that makes up the United Arab Emirates. The holidaymaker accused in connection with her arrest faces a similar sentence.
Scary. Could have faced the very same charges myself a few years ago! hehe


o.versteer

3,338 posts

259 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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How thick do you have to be to have sex in public in a Muslim country?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Seems fair, its a hideously passe cocktail.

roboxm3

2,485 posts

225 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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o.versteer said:
How thick do you have to be to have sex in public in a Muslim country?
Twice!!!

satchbot

1,916 posts

226 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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o.versteer said:
How thick do you have to be to have sex in public in a Muslim country?
Very yes

Fume Troll

4,389 posts

242 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Good. Should do the same here. Reinstate a bit of law and order, decorum and good old fashioned manners.

Cheers,

FT.

mr wiki

373 posts

236 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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o.versteer said:
How thick do you have to be to have sex in public in a Muslim country?
Ding. *British People* think they can do what they like abroad.

Olf

11,978 posts

248 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Assaulting a police officer as well.

Serves her right.

Headline should read:

"Pissed Slapper Assaults Copper"

I hope she likes prison.

rude-boy

22,227 posts

263 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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mr wiki said:
o.versteer said:
How thick do you have to be to have sex in public in a Muslim country?
Ding. *British People* think they can do what they like abroad.
Some do and wonder why they could be up for a 6mths to x years strech.

i'm one of the first to moan about stupid (to me) laws and the totally backward nature of much of the way they treat women but this one and her fella look like they will be getting what they deserve.

hornetrider

Original Poster:

63,161 posts

235 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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o.versteer said:
How thick do you have to be to have sex in public in a Muslim country?
Well, its the danger isn't it? The Jumeirah Beach Hotel has an executive beach with some very large parasols providing more than adequate cover for any shenanigans....alledgedly.

Mikeyboy

5,018 posts

265 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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got caught twice mind. So the copper obviously gave her the benefit of the doubt first time around. She really wasn't very bright was she?

mel

10,168 posts

305 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Seems to me that the authorities in Dubai have realised that they need to grow as a tourist destination in order to survive when the oil drys up, I guess they want tourism but tourism on their terms with anything like drugs, drunken behaviour, and public shagging being a no no. Maybe Spain should have realised this 30 years agowink because I must say it sounds fair enough to me, I mean FFS if you want to shag on a beach either go to Tenernapadorm or find a proper desserted island.

Roop

6,018 posts

314 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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"Jingle jangle" go the prison warden's keys... whistle

Swilly

9,699 posts

304 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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hornetrider said:
Well, its the danger isn't it?
Oddly enough, the danger of spending upto six years in a roasting-hot st-hole of a medieval prison in the desert doesnt float my boat !!

mr wiki

373 posts

236 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Whats the point of having sex on a beach anyways? It's just like sex on a hard floor but with lots of sand related pain shortly after.

V8S

8,582 posts

267 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Imagine what sort of sentence she'd have got if she'd been caught with her elbows on the beach recliner whilst 'tucking in'.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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hornetrider said:
Jail for sex on the beach in Dubai!
There's a jail for sex....?

On the beach in Dubai....?

Blimey, thought our jails were soft....

lazyitus

19,931 posts

296 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Fume Troll said:
Good. Should do the same here. Reinstate a bit of law and order, decorum and good old fashioned manners.

Cheers,

FT.
So are you seriously saying you've never bopped the missus in a field in the open air ?

You don't know what you're missing.

mel

10,168 posts

305 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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and you can bring your cousin

Huliganov

319 posts

225 months

Wednesday 9th July 2008
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Who in their right mind would have sex in public in a 'Western' country, let alone a Muslim one? {Perhaps the bint got confused and thought she was in Ibiza instead? Moron.

Dubai may be a 'Westernised' country but there are rules you just don't break, especially the rules that are inherently central to the law that governs the country. Deserves all she can get as far as I'm concened. Moron.