Best movie lines
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V8mate

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45,899 posts

220 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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Prompted by the American Psycho thread, what are you favourite lines from the movies?

Let's kick off with a classic:

Who said that? Who the fk said that? Who's the slimy little communist st, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fking godmother said it. Out-fking-standing. I will PT you all until you fking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

Full Metal Jacket

Skywalker

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245 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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"I haven't lived. I've died a few times."

Harold & Maude

Blue Meanie

73,668 posts

286 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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Alex from A Clockwork Orange said:
As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time - Now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.
friggin awesome. Love the language.

Edited by Blue Meanie on Wednesday 30th July 18:38

bigfoot7

353 posts

275 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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From Top Gun:

Stinger: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog st out of Hong Kong!
Maverick: Yes sir!

absolutely

3,168 posts

223 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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Bill Foster: Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

Falling Down, I've really thought about doing it!


SS HSV

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289 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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absolutely said:
Bill Foster: Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

Falling Down, I've really thought about doing it!

yes A very understated film. Been close to his mindstate too wink

BigJL

563 posts

232 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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Pat Bateman in American Psycho said:
Don't just look at it.... eat it!
So many quality lines in that film...

Gylen

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248 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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The script from Fritz Lang's 'Metropolis' is quite something.

Don

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315 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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Lots of great lines in Aliens.

But the best one is the most understated and was given by the little girl.

Ripley: These men are here to protect you. They're soldiers.
Newt: It won't make any difference.

Chilled me to the bone the first time I heard that. Said with such innocence - yet so horribly wise. The wee lass (all grown up now, of course) did an outstanding acting job in her one and only role.


Finlandia

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Wednesday 30th July 2008
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The Godfather

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer"

Baby Scuff

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228 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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Gylen said:
The script from Fritz Lang's 'Metropolis' is quite something.
The silent film biggrin

I like the girl next door

Matt, she's
a porn star, okay?



Take her to a motel room
and bang her like a beast.



- Eli, I like this girl.
- And you can still like her
with your penis inside her.


Edited by Baby Scuff on Wednesday 30th July 19:14

Stedman

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223 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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"San Diego, which in German means a Whales Vagina".

The Excession

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281 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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"...and we'll install a juke box, and liven you stiffs up a little" hehe


Mr Beaumont

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236 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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Yipi Ki ya Mother Fuc*ker.

absolutely

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223 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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"I love lamp"

"Brian Fantana!"

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."

Killer2005

20,643 posts

259 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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Also from American Psycho

Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.

And from Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked st that high.


Edited by Killer2005 on Wednesday 30th July 19:25

chunkymonkey71

13,187 posts

229 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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"so you're Abe Froman? The Sausage King of Chicago..."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Class.

hornet

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281 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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"...these go up to eleven"

grumbledoak

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264 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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"You, 10:15. Bring a friend."

Gylen

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248 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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Stedman said:
"San Diego, which in German means a Whales Vagina".
hehe Diversity is an old, old, wooden ship.