Friday's Caption

[Mr Trophy]

Best of Luck!

[thinfourth2]

Look just vote for me I do a brilliant bird impressions

[SplatSpeed]

look officer i am not drunk just running a st campaign

[tubbystu]

You put your right foot in, and we do the hokey cokey...............

[bob1179]

...and then I told the guy, 'you're a complete '...

[SpydieNut]

Mr Trophy said:

if this was a treadmill, would i take off?

[Swilly]

" Did you hear the one about the President sticking a ceeegar up his aides !? "

[SGirl]

Following the failure of her presidency campaign, Hillary decided to audition for Riverdance instead.

[southendpier]

Swilly said:

[harryenfieldscouse]" aye, Calm down, calm down, dey do, dow..dont dey dow. " [/harryenfieldscouse]

[ZR1cliff]

Hilary Clinton opens another dry cleaners.

[mickk]

Hilary takes on 'The worlds easiest tight rope walk'

[Prof Beard]

SGirl said:

Following the failure of her presidency campaign, Hillary decided to audition for Riverdance instead.

Breakthrough in Irish dancing - Hilary demonstrates moves from rediscovered 16th century document - "Irish Dance - What to do with your arms"

[randomman]

"Shhh, if I tip toe no-one will notice me leaving in shame"

[Heskey]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

And I managed to stop the sniper-fire with my bullet-time ability, like this!

[evenflow]

(If you watched Mock the Week last night...)

"...and John McCain can't lift his arms above here"

[ZR1cliff]

Hilary auditions for the role of Lady Penelope.

[Rebuker]

'..so I made like Karate Kid and kicked him right in the Lewinskies. '

Edited by Rebuker on Friday 1st August 13:37

[anonymous-user]

Mr Trophy said:

"Alright you'll love this one. Two nuns go into a chip shop..."

[ZR1cliff]

Max Bygraves in drag........" I wanna tell you a story "

[bobthemonkey]

Mr Trophy said:

Auditions for 'America's Next Top Model' don't go as well as intended.