The Chinese certainly know how to run the Olympics
The Chinese certainly know how to run the Olympics
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rhinochopig

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17,932 posts

229 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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Just on the news:

The Chinese government are advising all fat people in Beijing to avoid wearing horizontal stripes whilst the Olympics are on. Also, people are advised to not wear white socks with black shoes. In addition, people are banned from carrying TVs and Microwaves on the tube. Hurrah is what I say. Well done the Chinese hehe

ewenm

28,506 posts

276 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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And if you don't obey, these chaps will have something to say about it.

randomman

2,215 posts

220 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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Thats quality, I'm actually starting to thing china has got it right and its our dumb human rights ledger that wrong

HundredthIdiot

4,477 posts

315 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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randomman said:
Thats quality, I'm actually starting to thing china has got it right and its our dumb human rights ledger that wrong
Indeed, you may get jailed and tortured for political protest, but at least the fatties aren't wearing horizontal stripes.

siscar

6,887 posts

248 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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HundredthIdiot said:
randomman said:
Thats quality, I'm actually starting to thing china has got it right and its our dumb human rights ledger that wrong
Indeed, you may get jailed and tortured for political protest, but at least the fatties aren't wearing horizontal stripes.
Exactly - telling people what to wear is a function of a good government.

JamesZS

541 posts

227 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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Why would you want to go out dressed as an obese zebra anyway?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Friday 1st August 2008
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Chinese are furious that Koreans got hold of footage of the opening ceremony rehearsal and posted it up youtube or somewhere...

Missiles will fly...rofl