I WANT CHIPS!

[GTIR]

Funny thing happened at the swimming pool today, little girl about 6 years old was asking mum for chips while walking to changing room, mum says "No" she asks again, "No" mum replied.
Little girl then says "I WANT CHIPS!", mum says equally as loud "NO!"

Little girl then runs away from mum screaming and jumps head first into the deep end of the pool!!!!!

Mum in hysterics and lifeguard has a panic attack while little girl coughs and splutters in deep water. Mum jumps in and lifeguard, and me help pull little girl out.

Thankfully little girl and mum are fine (she was fully clothed by the way, and still holding her handbag and phone) and just as she thanks me and life guard the little girl screams,

"I WANT CHIIIPPPPSSSSS!"


Sadly no footage, but funny all the same.

Edited by GTIR on Monday 4th August 14:26

[Mattygooner]

Foster home...

[sleep envy]

did she get chips?

[SwissCamel]

That's a textbook chip getting strategy.

[Robatr0n]

[Bigdrift]

you could not make that up ! jeeez

[absolutely]

I know a wee boy like that, future nephew-in-law. They don't understand "no" anymore.

[randomman]

Mother should beat the living ste out of her, that'll learn em, and give you 10 years of decent child.

[clonmult]

SwissCamel said:

That's a textbook chip getting strategy.

Aye, I've often held that tactic in reserve, but I've been lucky. Always got me chips.

[chunkymonkey71]

SwissCamel said:

That's a textbook chip getting strategy.

I must adopt that one next time I want chips.

[thewave]

chunkymonkey71 said:

SwissCamel said:

That's a textbook chip getting strategy.

I must adopt that one next time I want chips.

Assuming you're near a pool or other large watery receptacle

[SkinnyBoy]

should of offered her chips or a floatie, see how dumb the child was, if she grasps for chips then Darwin prevails!

[Puggit]

SkinnyBoy said:

should of offered her chips or a floatie, see how dumb the child was, if she grasps for chips then Darwin prevails!

Or throw the chips in the pool

[GreenDog]

I've just had chips and have remained completely dry

[chunkymonkey71]

thewave said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

SwissCamel said:

That's a textbook chip getting strategy.

I must adopt that one next time I want chips.

Assuming you're near a pool or other large watery receptacle

Carrying a paddling pool just incase wouldnt really have the same impact would it?

[lingus75]

I can picture the girl jumping head first, arms back dive bombing into the water screaming her head of.

[H_Kan]

Spoilt little brat.

Like the idea of offering chips or a float though!

[TonyHetherington]

Throw her the chips in the pool. Cheeky fker.

[Shadytree]

Shame the spoilt brat didn't drown !

[Silverbullet767]

Just imagine what she would have done if she didn't get any tomato sauce.

Nooooooooo saaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuccccceeee???????

• sound of shotgun cocking*