11 hour flight.... what to do?
11 hour flight.... what to do?
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Dupont666

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22,965 posts

223 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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I have an 11 hour flight tomorrow in economy (the shame), its with malaysia airlines.... so was thinking what do people do cramped up in a small tincan for such a length of time???

Sleeping aint an option as im not the most avid fan of flying... (the things i do for the OH).

Drinking also aint an option as i dont like to get drunk on planes and spend most of the time peeing, done that before going to spain....

What are malaysia airlines like to fly and for entertainment?

tybo

2,284 posts

248 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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I spy?

Dupont666

Original Poster:

22,965 posts

223 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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clouds by any chance?

Flintstone

8,644 posts

278 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Not flown MAS for about five years but as economy class goes they weren't too bad.

I can't sleep upright in a seat either so for me it's books, dvd's and maybe some of the awful video games that airlines have.

andyquantum

13,204 posts

235 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Play card games with random passengers

Start up a conversation with the person next to you and invent a completely new identity

Tell people not to eat the inflight meal, as you used to work at the providers you know what they've done to it

Take sleeping passengers ipods from them and swap around with someone elses. Same for luggage in the racks, stuff up at the front - move it to the back of the plane

Or just take a load of sleeping tablets and be done with it

Dupont666

Original Poster:

22,965 posts

223 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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andyquantum said:
Play card games with random passengers

Start up a conversation with the person next to you and invent a completely new identity

Tell people not to eat the inflight meal, as you used to work at the providers you know what they've done to it

Take sleeping passengers ipods from them and swap around with someone elses. Same for luggage in the racks, stuff up at the front - move it to the back of the plane

Or just take a load of sleeping tablets and be done with it
im an insomniac at the best of times.... sleeping pills only make me grogy and irritable.

Edited by Dupont666 on Monday 4th August 19:54

LilCat

1,613 posts

241 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Watch some films? (not sure what Malaysian airlines are like but Virgin and ANZ have a good system where you can choose what films you want to watch from the database, pause it when you need the toilet, fast forward or rewind....)

Play with the DS, PSP?

Read some magazines?

Kick the person in front?

Sneak your way into FC or BC even better go see the captainwink

I have an 11 hour flight to LA next month frown Wonder if i could get some sleeping pills??

Papoo

3,984 posts

229 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Magazines. Millions of them. PSP/DVD player...

Get to the very back, and sit on the fold-down cabin-crew seats, by the cabin crew restroom doors. Bags of legroom, and it's slightly less boring, as many folk like to walk around there, and the cabin crew pass frequently, and they look after a familiar face. That's what I do anyway, as I struggle to sleep seated.

Blue Meanie

73,668 posts

286 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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This is why I have an ipod classic. Movies, TV series, audio books, games, music, etc. I even have an external battery in case the fecker runs out on juice.

f13ldy

1,432 posts

232 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Malaysia airlines?

11 hours of worrying about crashing.

Aside from that, the usual suspects normally help. Nintendo DS, books, iPod and alcohol.

Dupont666

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22,965 posts

223 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Blue Meanie said:
This is why I have an ipod classic. Movies, TV series, audio books, games, music, etc. I even have an external battery in case the fecker runs out on juice.
ipod currently charging away as we speak...

Landlord

12,689 posts

288 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Are you sure you can't sleep? I would get up uber-early (or stay up if it's an early flight) so you are shattered when you get on. Then, enjoy the food (when I flew MAS back in '99 it was lovely!) and have a cup of tea/coffee to finish with a shot of something in it (sugary tea with whiskey for me, for instance) and zonk... sound asleep for the majority of the flight. Make sure you're comfortable - no shoes/stretchy trousers if you're fat like me/ear-plugs/blindfold/fluffy handcuffs etc. and wake up just in time for the descent. Lovely.

Puggit

49,832 posts

279 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Watch the inflight map and pretend you are on a bombing run biggrin

Bushmaster

27,593 posts

310 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Take an aspirin before you fly. It won't stop the boredom but it might stop you dying of deep vein thrombosis!

Flintstone

8,644 posts

278 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Do a Barry Humphries (this may be a myth).


Smuggle aboard one tin of potato salad (ring pull top).

Empty contents of tin into sickbag and return bag to seat pocket without being seen.

Feign illness.

Feign gagging ensuring that as many passengers around you notice.

Grab sickbag and pretend to vomit into it.

Produce plastic spoon from pocket.

Eat bag contents while fellow passengers watch.

hurl

Edited by Flintstone on Monday 4th August 20:04

Pesty

42,655 posts

287 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Go to doctor and ask for some sleeping tablets(Zopiclone is my favourite) take two wake up when its all over.

CLK-GTR

1,764 posts

276 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Buy a book from the shop in the terminal. Choose some sort of top selling/well known fictional story that wont be a let down. Get one about 300 pages thick and it should last until the end.

simonrockman

7,133 posts

286 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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PSP is the best option

If they have this at the airport it's good:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Red-Moon-Rising-Sputnik-Ri...

Simon

madbadger

11,754 posts

275 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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Bushmaster said:
Take an aspirin before you fly. It won't stop the boredom but it might stop you dying of deep vein thrombosis!
Or you can worry about DVT for 11 hours. hehe

You could learn Malaysian in 11 hours. How hard can it be?

smile

shirt

25,548 posts

232 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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find a friendly pharmacist [my ex OH was good for this] and get some diazepam. you'll either spend the whole flight asleep or sat in meditative bliss. either way you're on a winnerwink

Edited by shirt on Monday 4th August 20:06