Dan + Stanley Knife = oh f**k
Dan + Stanley Knife = oh f**k
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dc53

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3,217 posts

251 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Me being the plonker that i am, i slipped with the stanley knife earlier..... Into my arm! i now have a CM lengh and width hole, it's gone through all of my layers of skin. for the last few hours i have had a bandage round it, an thats held the cut together to let it heal a little, but the bandage has to be tight, therefore giving me alot of cramp, and unnescesary (spell check) jaults here and there. What should i do? i've put the bandage back on, slightly looser, but if i loosen it anymore the cut will open. Superglue?

I'll keep the bandage on 'til morning see how i get on. If i get any sleep, it's doing my head in.

Also, i do weight training, i suppose the excess stress and flow of blood in my arm will allow the cut to open again?

Thanks,
Dan

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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You know that big building with patients in...?

chris_w666

22,655 posts

230 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Hospital or NHS Direct.

HTH

dc53

Original Poster:

3,217 posts

251 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
You know that big building with patients in...?
yes i will go in the morning. Just seeing if anyone knows of anything i could do now to help smile

Mattt

16,664 posts

249 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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What is it with PH, cuts & superglue recently?

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

285 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Wow. A&E & a stitch or two mate...

B17NNS

18,506 posts

278 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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I think we need pics

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

285 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Mattt said:
What is it with PH, cuts & superglue recently?
Oh I know, in the good old days it would have been gafa tape..

The Excession

11,669 posts

281 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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I've just ripped my arm off in a nasty agricultural tractor soft flesh and bone type interface scenario... I appear to be bleeding quite alot and I can't find my other hand. Good job I can still type though eh?

What should I do?


RabD

222 posts

227 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Butterfly plaster should do the trick. Failing that, wash it with cold running water for 5 minutes to stop any remaining bleeding them apply a large regular plaster to close it.

Then a little trip to the doctors in the morning, methinks.

dc53

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3,217 posts

251 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Took the bandage off again, it appears to have clotted at the bottom, so no more bleeding, but the skin is still apart, i think i will go for a plaster over the top an pull both sides together.

Will still pop down to A&E in the morning anyhoo smile

The Excession

11,669 posts

281 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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shouttourniquet












It's the only way to be sure.

RabD

222 posts

227 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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dc53 said:
Took the bandage off again, it appears to have clotted at the bottom, so no more bleeding, but the skin is still apart, i think i will go for a plaster over the top an pull both sides together.

Will still pop down to A&E in the morning anyhoo smile
Good man. Don't listen to any bullst about tourniquets unless you're not particularly attached to your arm. And don't go to sleep with a tight bandage on it either.

Mattt

16,664 posts

249 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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RabD said:
dc53 said:
Took the bandage off again, it appears to have clotted at the bottom, so no more bleeding, but the skin is still apart, i think i will go for a plaster over the top an pull both sides together.

Will still pop down to A&E in the morning anyhoo smile
Good man. Don't listen to any bullst about tourniquets unless you're not particularly attached to your arm.
Hohoho.

Bushmaster

27,593 posts

310 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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The problem with a deep cut is gangrene.

What you should do is let some flies lay eggs on the wound. When the maggots hatch they will eat away all the rotting dead flesh leaving only pink healthy flesh that should heal nicely.


Oh, just seen that it is only a cm deep and long. Stick a plaster on it and give it a kiss better.



RobDickinson

31,343 posts

285 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Leeches.

Pop a couple under your tongue and let them dissolve...

Flintstone

8,644 posts

278 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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The Excession said:
shouttourniquet

It's the only way to be sure.
For God's sake do NOT apply a tourniquet unless you know exactly what you are doing. Nobody advocates this any more except under extreme circumstances or qualified supervision.

If you can't be arsed to seek proper help apply a pressure bandage and elevate the wound. Then fall asleep, allow your arm to drop and die by exsanguination.


ETA Tourniquets can lead to damaged tissue and gangrene.

Edited by Flintstone on Tuesday 5th August 03:17

sa_20v

4,114 posts

262 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Funny most of you mentioned going to hospital - a couple of years back whilst removing concrete from the parents driveway, I sliced my palm open from the tip of my thumb to my wrist. It was so deep that when I initially washed the wound, my hand literally filled up with water - which I then had to drain by pushing the skin back onto my hand.

Went to the hospital and was told I 'could have stitches but that they weren't necessary'. It bled a fair bit, and I went home without anything other than the consultation – scarred for life, but it's a talking point, and handily parallel to the scar I obtained when I fell from a loft ladder. That day I somehow avoided death as the exposed metal top of the middle section of said ladder pierced my arm, haulting my fall as it reached my wrist - leaving me to hang with blood pouring from my bone exposed left arm!

S4E Jord

1,589 posts

238 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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^^^^^^^ wow! we need pics of that too!

havoc

33,505 posts

266 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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RobDickinson said:
Leeches.

Pop a couple under your tongue and let them dissolve...
hehe

I was thinking amputation and then cauterise the stump...it's the only way to be sure!

Dan - hope you've got yourself to A&E by now, as that sounds like it needs a stitch or two (butterfly plaster the only other sensible suggestion on the thread...).



Jord...no, we do NOT need pics of that sort of thing!!!wink