Weird kitchen implement.

[MK4 Slowride]

WTF is this, I got it with my dishwasher but can't for the life of me figure out what it's for.

Respect point for the person who can correctly identify.

It's doing my head in.

[HowMuchLonger]

Salt funnel?

[schmalex]

HowMuchLonger said:

Salt funnel?

+1

[missdiane]

No you are both wrong, it's salt funnel. I win

[Rude Girl]

HowMuchLonger said:

Salt funnel?

He's right I reckon. Until I saw that suggestion I thought it might be gynaecological

[Ganglandboss]

Is it one of them things that helps you piss in a bottle in a car?

[MK4 Slowride]

Ganglandboss said:

Is it one of them things that helps you piss in a bottle in a car?

Got it, cheers lad. You reckon I could get away with a bit of a spill on my suit?

Good, forward thinking by Zanussi. I buy a dishwasher and get a piss pot FOC.

Class, all the burds are going to be well impressed with me when I tell them about my domestication & my kitchen skillz.

[Timsta]

It's a funnel for adding salt. There should be a screw off cap in the bottom of the dishwasher. Unscrew and pop the funnel in. Pour in salt.

Done

[SteveNorthEast]

Lost the manual for the dishwasher?

Looks like a salt funnel ... or a piss taking helping device.

[Simpo Two]

Blimey, I thought it was only photographers who didn't read the manual!

[Rude Girl]

Simpo Two said:

Blimey, I thought it was only photographers who didn't read the manual!

though I think it's the wrong forum for this joke

[thinfourth2]

No your wrong

Its a salt funnel

[sleep envy]

Rude Girl said:

Until I saw that suggestion I thought it might be gynaecological

that big??

blimey!!!

[captainzep]

I'm more interested in your thumb.

It's quite, long isn't it?

Are you related to this lady?

[Dogwatch]

I guess that it's that strange shape so that the salt flows cleanly into the salt reservoir. My Bosch/Siemens has a more conventionally shaped funnel but there is a projection under the cap which partially obstructs the filling hole, so some of the salt granules bounce off the top of this and out onto the dishwasher floor.
You can't use a 'proper' funnel as at the water line, the top of the cap thread, the salt starts to stick to the inside of the funnel tube and the whole thing clogs up.

[mybrainhurts]

It's a Devirginator....

[MK4 Slowride]

The instruction manual was filed.

Proper blokes don't read 'manuals'.

Why don't Finish (the brand not nationality) make a quadrouple, tripple bypass hybrid multitab with built in salt?

I've got to buy some salt now.

[MK4 Slowride]

mybrainhurts said:

It's a Devirginator....

PM me your address I'll post it PDQ.

[Rude Girl]

MK4 Slowride said:

Why don't Finish (the brand not nationality) make a quadrouple, tripple bypass hybrid multitab with built in salt?

They do. It's st, you still need to use salt with it. Get the Tesco/supermarket of your choice own brand salt, it's just salt, not worth paying the extra £4M for a brand name.

[MK4 Slowride]

Rude Girl said:

MK4 Slowride said:

Why don't Finish (the brand not nationality) make a quadrouple, tripple bypass hybrid multitab with built in salt?

They do. It's st, you still need to use salt with it. Get the Tesco/supermarket of your choice own brand salt, it's just salt, not worth paying the extra £4M for a brand name.

Having worked for a premium German marque I'd disagree with that last statement.