Essex?

[vixen1700]

Well there's been a big 'discussion' on here about how people can live in London recently, showing the pros & cons of the place, which made me wonder what Londoners/people who have moved to London consider of the county of Essex to be like.

Will the sterotypes prevail of white shoes and easy women, the usual 'chav' jibes, or are people more accepting of quite a large area outside London to be so narrow minded and judgemental?

Could be interesting.

[Blib]

Essex is where cabbies go to die.

[MK4 Slowride]

Q: How do you know if an Essex girl's been using the word processor?

A: There's tippex all over the screen.


Scottich M87 will tell you.

[Fittster]

Essex v London

[Scott328i]

Hornchurch is nice

[vixen1700]

Keep up the good work...

[MK4 Slowride]

Scott328i said:

Hornchurch is nice

Mi ballax.

You live there.

[Scott328i]

MK4 Slowride said:

Q: How do you know if an Essex girl's been using the word processor?

A: There's tippex all over the screen.


Scottich M87 will tell you.

How do you tell if its tippex?

Ask phil if he has been on pen island dot com

[Scott328i]

MK4 Slowride said:

Scott328i said:

Hornchurch is nice

Mi ballax.

You live there.

No thats where I meet your old dear

[MK4 Slowride]

Q: Whys a BMW an Essex girls favourite car?

A: It's the only one she can spell.

[Scott328i]

MK4 Slowride said:

Q: Whys a BMW an Essex girls favourite car?

A: It's the only one she can spell.

I think you may be confused

whats an essex girls favourite car ...

A red one

[MK4 Slowride]

Scott328i said:

MK4 Slowride said:

Q: Whys a BMW an Essex girls favourite car?

A: It's the only one she can spell.

I think you may be confused

whats an essex girls favourite car ...

A red one

...but yours is black, is that why you get no pussy?

[Killer2005]

Hold Me Close was ok but I wasn't too sure about the rest of his songs

[Scott328i]

stalker ...

[Scott328i]

Killer2005 said:

Hold Me Close was ok but I wasn't too sure about the rest of his songs

David Essex = Singer

Essex = County

HTH

[absolutely]

Its nice if you go to the right areas. Expensive though just because its still in the commuter belt.

My fiancee is from Essex, she is sweet and not like the other girls at all.

[vixen1700]

Killer2005 said:

Hold Me Close was ok but I wasn't too sure about the rest of his songs

What! You didn't like 'Silver Dream Machine'?

[Scott328i]

absolutely said:

Its nice if you go to the right areas. Expensive though just because its still in the commuter belt.

My fiancee is from Essex, she is sweet and not like the other girls at all.

She is ...

[vixen1700]

Scott328i said:

Hornchurch is nice

London Borough of Havering. Not Essex.

[absolutely]

Scott328i said:

absolutely said:

Its nice if you go to the right areas. Expensive though just because its still in the commuter belt.

My fiancee is from Essex, she is sweet and not like the other girls at all.

She is ...

Yes, that is why she is engaged to me. She didn't want to be treated badly by an Essex boy who cared more about his car than her. Once you go Scottish and all that!

Edited by absolutely on Wednesday 6th August 23:41