Whats Prison really like?

[Rav]

I was watching Crimwatch cases solved last night. Some of these criminals need boiling alive - My Piss was steaming good and proper.

At the end of each case, the presenter stated - "The criminal got 10 years behind bars". I have heard that ths 10 year sentance can become 6 with good behaviour.

Do criminals really get Sky TV, three square meals, Pool tables? I have also heard that Ladys of the night are allowed in to service for mentioned crims for a price??

If this is the case, then wtf are we all doing on the outside?

I was hoping that the truely guilty would get their rectums raided several times a day?

[Parrot of Doom]

Search function. Again.

[Adenauer]

Is this the weekly "what's prison really like" thread or is there another one?

[crofty1984]

There's a long thraed called Prison where a few of the PH massive talk about their time inside. Most notably 10 pence short. Have a searchy-poo. And read it all.

[Ciaran]

Search "Prison"

[dan1981]

Ciaran said:

Search "Prison"

that only returns 45 pages worth of results......

[Vesuvius 996]

10 Pence Short recently did a stretch. There's a thread about fifty pages long called "Prison" in his name.

Read that.

[Puggit]

Here is the Prison thread

[turbobloke]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Puggit]

[m3ser]

Holy st
Criminals on PH

[Vesuvius 996]

m3ser said:

Holy st
Criminals on PH

We've all been a millionth of a second from being in 10p's position mate.

[tamore]

Vesuvius 996 said:

m3ser said:

Holy st
Criminals on PH

We've all been a millionth of a second from being in 10p's position mate.

Rubbish!!

This is Pistonheads, where everyone claims to be a perfect driver, never pulls a silly manoever and it's always the other person's fault if an incident occurs.

[308mate]

Vesuvius 996 said:

m3ser said:

Holy st
Criminals on PH

We've all been a millionth of a second from being in 10p's position mate.

Which is a scary way of looking at it really. It begs the question of whether or not that makes me a criminal, but one who just hasnt had 10ps bad luck (ending up across the road on a blind bend). I would say yes.

[Rav]

My hat off to Ten pence short.

You have been through some very hard times, thanks for sharing.

I will read all 32 pages on the thred today.

[ab@]

Vesuvius 996 said:

m3ser said:

Holy st
Criminals on PH

We've all been a millionth of a second from being in 10p's position mate.

I havent...

[rude-boy]

Rav said:

My hat off to Ten pence short.

You have been through some very hard times, thanks for sharing.

I will read all 32 pages on the thred today.

You should. Make time for it one night this week.

[m3ser]

Vesuvius 996 said:

m3ser said:

Holy st
Criminals on PH

We've all been a millionth of a second from being in 10p's position mate.

Said tongue in cheek, mate, before reading the previous thread

[turbobloke]

Puggit said:

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[aw51 121565]

ab@ said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

m3ser said:

Holy st
Criminals on PH

We've all been a millionth of a second from being in 10p's position mate.

I havent...

Maybe you missed it? All it takes is 3 or 4 coincidences coming together in quick succession and you are in a serious accident - whether having caused it or as a victim of the other driver.

All it takes is for one of these coincidences to 'fail' and we, as we usually do, get away with it.