For some reason..I'm thinking about being a male escort?

[ironictwist]

I'm after another source of income & for some obscure reason, the idea of doing this really REALLY appeals to me?!

I know this thread has the potential to descend into chaos due to the subject title but amongst all the quality comments which I imagine will arrive soon, anyone by chance done it? If so, care to reveal a little of how it all works & how it is for you & basically put my mind to rest as to whether it's something worth pursuing or not.

& begin!

[gazza_3]

get used to fking fat chicks, and T-girls.

[Plotloss]

You'll have to nail old, fat, ugly birds.

Other than that, I'm sure it's fine.

[anonymous-user]

Will you shag old men as well as the old hags?

Good luck with it anyway.

[m3ser]

ironictwist said:

the idea of doing this really REALLY appeals to me?!

I bet it does

Pictures please

[trooperiziz]

ironictwist said:

I'm after another source of income & for some obscure reason,

hmmm.... and what, perchance, would that obscure reason be I wonder?

Could it be that you have a fetish for nobbing fat ugly birds? Might as well get paid for it I guess.

[chris_w666]

I have nothing constructive to add.





















GRANNY fkER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Olf]

I was a Ford Escort for a while.

No money in it tbh.

[anonymous-user]

Be a male Focus instead, they handle better.

[ironictwist]

Thats the thing...Does it have to include bedding the client? Ya see, I'd rather do everything bar that if Im honest, the whole wining & dining thing sounds great, but then having to put myself @ there mercy is slightly disturbing (of course depending on the client, hugely tempting potentially!).

[ironictwist]

Symbolica said:

Be a male Focus instead, they handle better.

I knew this thread would bring out some brilliant lines

[Olf]

ironictwist said:

I want to be a male escort but don't want to get my balls wet...

fk off. It might be late but we're not all stupid.


Next!

[trooperiziz]

ironictwist said:

Thats the thing...Does it have to include bedding the client?

You know when you see TV programmes about this sort of thing and the women on there say that they hire an escort because they are too busy and just want company for the evening?

They lie.

SWTs my boy, SWTs...

[Plotloss]

ironictwist said:

Thats the thing...Does it have to include bedding the client? Ya see, I'd rather do everything bar that if Im honest, the whole wining & dining thing sounds great, but then having to put myself @ there mercy is slightly disturbing (of course depending on the client, hugely tempting potentially!).

Would you pay for an escort simply to have a meal?

In for a penny, in for a (compulsarily lubricated) pound.

[Dunk76]

ironictwist said:

Thats the thing...Does it have to include bedding the client? Ya see, I'd rather do everything bar that if Im honest, the whole wining & dining thing sounds great, but then having to put myself @ there mercy is slightly disturbing (of course depending on the client, hugely tempting potentially!).

A mate of mine was a male escort.

He reckoned that the bedding was about 50/50 - half of his customers just wanted a handsome intelligent young chap for company for dinner/functions/whatever and that any 'extras' were often due to mutual attraction.

The other half were mad/fat/ugly/diseased/smelly and only after a shag.

I can still picture the grimace on his face when he'd sit there thinking about it to himself after mentioning that half...

Don't say I didn't warn ya..

Edited by Dunk76 on Thursday 7th August 23:04

[ironictwist]

Olf said:

ironictwist said:

I want to be a male escort but don't want to get my balls wet...

fk off. It might be late but we're not all stupid.


Next!

Plotloss said:

ironictwist said:

Thats the thing...Does it have to include bedding the client? Ya see, I'd rather do everything bar that if Im honest, the whole wining & dining thing sounds great, but then having to put myself @ there mercy is slightly disturbing (of course depending on the client, hugely tempting potentially!).

Would you pay for an escort simply to have a meal?

In for a penny, in for a (compulsarily lubricated) pound.

I see what you mean, you'd wanna get plenty of bang for ya buck, quite literally I guess

Dunk76 said:

ironictwist said:

Thats the thing...Does it have to include bedding the client? Ya see, I'd rather do everything bar that if Im honest, the whole wining & dining thing sounds great, but then having to put myself @ there mercy is slightly disturbing (of course depending on the client, hugely tempting potentially!).

A mate of mine was a male escort.

He reckoned that the bedding was about 50/50 - half of his customers just wanted a handsome intelligent young chap for company for dinner/functions/whatever.

The other half were only after a shag.

I can still picture the grimace on his face when he'd sit there thinking about it to himself after mentioning that half...

Don't say I didn't warn ya..

The first half suits me down to a tee, just the 2nd bit makes me a bit iffy. Generally how did he find it? Worth doing financially? What else did he gain out of it, apart from a workout of course

[Dunk76]

ironictwist said:

The first half suits me down to a tee, just the 2nd bit makes me a bit iffy. Generally how did he find it? Worth doing financially? What else did he gain out of it, apart from a workout of course

Do you really really want me to answer that question?





Truthfully?



Apart from the hideous memories?


Knob Rot and multiple trips to the clinic to get the old chap internally scraped clean with that mini umbrella device.

[ozzerr]

Any jobs going,i could fit in a few hours on a fri night after i have been to the boozer for my beer goggles.

[ironictwist]

Dunk76 said:

ironictwist said:

The first half suits me down to a tee, just the 2nd bit makes me a bit iffy. Generally how did he find it? Worth doing financially? What else did he gain out of it, apart from a workout of course

Do you really really want me to answer that question?





Truthfully?



Apart from the hideous memories?


Knob Rot and multiple trips to the clinic to get the old chap internally scraped clean with that mini umbrella device.

I hope you're kidding...Seriously, I hope to god you're kidding!

[fido]

I've always wondered - do you get discounts on female escorts if you're a male escort.