Found in Beijing hotel room

[brum]

Freind of mine works for the IOC and is currently out in Beijing. She has found this in her hotel room. If only everything in life came with such precise and graphic instruction

Edited by brum on Friday 8th August 12:26

[Fetchez la vache]

now, that IS funny.

we'll all be off to engrish now, or whatever the sites called...

[GTIR]

Brill!

[sadoksevoli]

Is it Gordon Brown's sun tan lotion?

"...rub in c***..."

[brum]

Rub in with forepart of thruster for 1-2 minutes.

Jesus - after rubbing your with a thruster for 2 minutes you probably won't feel like a shag anymore. Maybe that's how it works?

[Mattygooner]

You gotta love babel fish.

[sebo]

Classic

[thewave]

God I laughed loud at the bit

[Mandat]

What is the product that these instructions are for?

[brum]

Her best guess is some sort of contraceptive jelly. Rub it in your !

[mgtony]

Ct thrusting, now that would be one olympic sport worth tuning in for!

[sprinter885]

..and in classic Benny Hill style -"When was rast time you had erection"?

[Xaero]

Where can I get some? sounds good

[clonmult]

mgtony said:

Ct thrusting, now that would be one olympic sport worth tuning in for!

There'd finally be an olympic event that I'd give a st about!

[John D.]

Thats brilliant!

[mgtony]

If it is meant to be rubbed into a ct, the hotel must have thought it was Sebastian Coe's room.

[N1CK]

quality

[mgtony]

So funny,thought this needed bringing back for the evening PHers

[turbobloke]

mgtony said:

So funny,thought this needed bringing back for the evening PHers