Are you posh or common?
Are you posh or common?

Poll: Are you posh or common?

Total Members Polled: 301

Rhymes with mass: 39%
Rhymes with farce: 61%
Author
Discussion

V8S

Original Poster:

8,582 posts

268 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Just wondering how people pronounce 'grass'. People keep pointing out that I pronouce it the 'posh' way, as though that's a bad thing.

V8mate

45,899 posts

220 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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How do you pronounce it? Like 4rse or like ass or......?


EFA - Read poll first dumkopf!

Edited by V8mate on Friday 8th August 15:44

Slikk

2,135 posts

274 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Neither, its pronounced "Lawn"

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

263 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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V8S said:
Just wondering how people pronounce 'grass'. People keep pointing out that I pronouce it the 'posh' way, as though that's a bad thing.
It's northern or southern, not posh/common you arse (rhyming with arse)

V8mate

45,899 posts

220 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Surely the 'mass' pronouncers just have a regional accent. It's not a posh/common thing.

jdw1234

6,021 posts

246 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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V8S said:
Just wondering how people pronounce 'grass'. People keep pointing out that I pronouce it the 'posh' way, as though that's a bad thing.
Just call it "weed" or "green" innit.

V8S

Original Poster:

8,582 posts

268 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Well, no one ever says stop being so southern. They say "oh, it's grarse is it? - you posh tt!"

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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blindswelledrat said:
V8S said:
Just wondering how people pronounce 'grass'. People keep pointing out that I pronouce it the 'posh' way, as though that's a bad thing.
It's northern or southern, not posh/common you arse (rhyming with arse)
bottle

HTH

Slikk said:
Neither, its pronounced "Lawn"
the lawn on a football pitch?

erm...


Mr Will

13,719 posts

237 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Question should be are you a northern monkey or southern fairy?

The short 'a' sound (as in mass) is a feature of (most) northern UK accents, the long 'a' a feature of southern ones, so its not necessarily a case of posh/common

ETA: Too slow! Dammit

Edited by Mr Will on Friday 8th August 15:47

V8mate

45,899 posts

220 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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V8S said:
Well, no one ever says stop being so southern. They say "oh, it's grarse is it? - you posh tt!"
Oh that. That's just a personal dislike for you mate smile

trumpet600

3,527 posts

262 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Same as Bath

There isn't an 'R' in it, so don't pronounce it !

Goes for 'castle' as well.


snotty nosed git!

Slikk

2,135 posts

274 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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[quote=sleep envy
Slikk said:
Neither, its pronounced "Lawn"
the lawn on a football pitch?

erm...
Bugger, I knew I would get pulled up on that.

minimax

11,985 posts

287 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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V8S said:
Just wondering how people pronounce 'grass'. People keep pointing out that I pronouce it the 'posh' way, as though that's a bad thing.
but you can have a rough old cockney pronounce it the way you've suggested is "posh"

Davey S2

13,394 posts

285 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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I guage peoples poshness by how they refer to meals.

If they have 'dinner' at midday and 'tea' in the evening then they are common. I spit on these people and would encourage you to do likewise.

People who have lunch and then dinner in the evening are probably ok.

Neil_H

15,418 posts

282 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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blindswelledrat said:
V8S said:
Just wondering how people pronounce 'grass'. People keep pointing out that I pronouce it the 'posh' way, as though that's a bad thing.
It's northern or southern, not posh/common you arse (rhyming with arse)
Exactly.


V8S

Original Poster:

8,582 posts

268 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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minimax said:
V8S said:
Just wondering how people pronounce 'grass'. People keep pointing out that I pronouce it the 'posh' way, as though that's a bad thing.
but you can have a rough old cockney pronounce it the way you've suggested is "posh"
Yes but they've learned that from being in service to their social betters. smile

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Davey S2 said:
If they have 'dinner' at midday and 'tea' in the evening then they are common. I spit on these people and would encourage you to do likewise.
hehe

V8S

Original Poster:

8,582 posts

268 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Davey S2 said:
I guage peoples poshness by how they refer to meals.

If they have 'dinner' at midday and 'tea' in the evening then they are common. I spit on these people and would encourage you to do likewise.

People who have lunch and then dinner in the evening are probably ok.
I am mostly ok then, though I do slip at times.

GTIR

24,741 posts

297 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Bloody ell V8S, six threads already today!

You sir, are a lazy barsteward.

ETA "S"

Edited by GTIR on Friday 8th August 15:54

Fume troll

4,389 posts

243 months

Friday 8th August 2008
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Neither, as Farce has a long rolling Rrrrr in it.

Grass sounds more like Ass than Arse.

Cheers,

FT.