tesco express petrol stations

[scoobykev15]

So last night i went to my local tesco express(east herrington in sunderland )to find a limo parked at such an angle it was blocking the middle row of pumps so i went to the line of pumps nearest the shop door only to find a punto(unoccupied)sitting at the first pump.after 5 minutes wait i was getting annoyed,after 10 minutes i was properly pissed off,after 15 minutes the lard-arsed bh who owned the punto wobbled out with 3 bags of shopping.
Obviously she,d put fuel in and then assumed she could toddle round the shop and take no notice of anyone queueing behind her.the limo passengers had also disembarked to go in and buy some booze so going to another pump was not an option.So if anyone from tesco or esso management reads this,you can stick your petrol up your arse.I will not be back until you put a system into place which prevents ignorant bds leaving cars on pumps while they do their shopping.

[OneOn!]

I'm sure Tesco are "bovered"

[Jon C]

3/10. Good subject matter but let down by limited and unimaginative swearing, and poor grammar.

Edited by Jon C on Sunday 10th August 11:57

[andyquantum]

I stopped using Tesco when I found out (at the till) that they werent doing carrier bags anymore, other than the bag for life.

So you trundle round filling your trolley with ste you dont need, then when you're about to pay for it you find out they wont give you anything free to carry it home with

[scoobykev15]

blow it out of your arse mr.crawford

[Jon C]

scoobykev15 said:

blow it out of your arse mr.crawford

OK, will do.

I hope that being held up at Tesco is the worst thing that happens to you this week. You won't have had a bad week if that is the case.

Edited by Jon C on Sunday 10th August 12:10

[jamoor]

andyquantum said:

I stopped using Tesco when I found out (at the till) that they werent doing carrier bags anymore, other than the bag for life.

So you trundle round filling your trolley with ste you dont need, then when you're about to pay for it you find out they wont give you anything free to carry it home with

I don't mind doing that at aldi lidl etc as they are significantly cheaper, but I dont see Tesco decreasing their prices to compensate. I never go to M&S because of that.

[Furyous]

scoobykev15 said:

blow it out of your arse mr.crawford

Thats nice....

[TheCarpetCleaner]

scoobykev15 said:

So last night i went to my local tesco express(east herrington in sunderland )to find a limo parked at such an angle it was blocking the middle row of pumps so i went to the line of pumps nearest the shop door only to find a punto(unoccupied)sitting at the first pump.after 5 minutes wait i was getting annoyed,after 10 minutes i was properly pissed off,after 15 minutes the lard-arsed bh who owned the punto wobbled out with 3 bags of shopping.
Obviously she,d put fuel in and then assumed she could toddle round the shop and take no notice of anyone queueing behind her.the limo passengers had also disembarked to go in and buy some booze so going to another pump was not an option.So if anyone from tesco or esso management reads this,you can stick your petrol up your arse.I will not be back until you put a system into place which prevents ignorant bds leaving cars on pumps while they do their shopping.

eh?

[Pigeon]

andyquantum said:

I stopped using Tesco when I found out (at the till) that they werent doing carrier bags anymore, other than the bag for life.

So you trundle round filling your trolley with ste you dont need, then when you're about to pay for it you find out they wont give you anything free to carry it home with

They've still got them, you just have to lean over and grab them off the hook in the sort of well bit where the cashier sits.

[Bigdrift]

scoobykev15 said:

So last night i went to my local tesco express(east herrington in sunderland )to find a limo parked at such an angle it was blocking the middle row of pumps so i went to the line of pumps nearest the shop door only to find a punto(unoccupied)sitting at the first pump.after 5 minutes wait i was getting annoyed,after 10 minutes i was properly pissed off,after 15 minutes the lard-arsed bh who owned the punto wobbled out with 3 bags of shopping.
Obviously she,d put fuel in and then assumed she could toddle round the shop and take no notice of anyone queueing behind her.the limo passengers had also disembarked to go in and buy some booze so going to another pump was not an option.So if anyone from tesco or esso management reads this,you can stick your petrol up your arse.I will not be back until you put a system into place which prevents ignorant bds leaving cars on pumps while they do their shopping.

why wait so long ?? did you not think of going in and asking the person behind the counter to get the limo/punto moved ??

or better still go and find another petrol station !!

its not rocket science mate

[AndyAudi]

Pigeon said:

andyquantum said:

I stopped using Tesco when I found out (at the till) that they werent doing carrier bags anymore, other than the bag for life.

So you trundle round filling your trolley with ste you dont need, then when you're about to pay for it you find out they wont give you anything free to carry it home with

They've still got them, you just have to lean over and grab them off the hook in the sort of well bit where the cashier sits.

Or take the wire basket home!

[Miss Corrado]

I'm all for conserving the planet etc etc but I must admit I was treated like a criminal when I said I'd forgotten my BFL. The cashier slammed two carrier bags down and gave me the silent treatment.

When I got home I realised he had left a security tag on an item - the git! This is pay back for damaging the environment I tell thee.

Lesson: Never forget the bag for life.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Jon C said:

3/10. Good subject matter but let down by limited and unimaginative swearing, and poor grammar.

Edited by Jon C on Sunday 10th August 11:57

more like a 1/10. No conviction, bugger all venom and a distinct lack of commitment to subject by the rantee.

[MentalSarcasm]

Pigeon said:

andyquantum said:

I stopped using Tesco when I found out (at the till) that they werent doing carrier bags anymore, other than the bag for life.

So you trundle round filling your trolley with ste you dont need, then when you're about to pay for it you find out they wont give you anything free to carry it home with

They've still got them, you just have to lean over and grab them off the hook in the sort of well bit where the cashier sits.

Or ask for them, at Waitrose we're not allowed to have them on display any more but we ask customers which type they would like, Bag For Life or regular plastic bags.

[dave_s13]

My local tesco express no longer sells petrol, it's been taken over by Esso I think. SO you go fill up with 70 quids worth of liquid gold, buy some milk and a wank mag, then get told you can't have points on the fuel, just the other stuff, which equates to fack all. Tight b@stards!!

Stopped using them if possible now.

[jamoor]

dave_s13 said:

My local tesco express no longer sells petrol, it's been taken over by Esso I think. SO you go fill up with 70 quids worth of liquid gold, buy some milk and a wank mag, then get told you can't have points on the fuel, just the other stuff, which equates to fack all. Tight b@stards!!

Stopped using them if possible now.

The petrol belongs to and is sold by esso, there just happens to be a tesco express on the forecourt.

[knight]

My nearest petrol station is an Esso/Tesco express thingy and I refuse to go there for the above mentioned reasons. Always seem to get some tt who buys fuel and then bimbles round doing the weekly shop!

[Engineer1]

problem is given the high price of fuel the petrol station get funny about you driving away from the pumps before paying

[dave_s13]

jamoor said:

dave_s13 said:

My local tesco express no longer sells petrol, it's been taken over by Esso I think. SO you go fill up with 70 quids worth of liquid gold, buy some milk and a wank mag, then get told you can't have points on the fuel, just the other stuff, which equates to fack all. Tight b@stards!!

Stopped using them if possible now.

The petrol belongs to and is sold by esso, there just happens to be a tesco express on the forecourt.

No, it started life as a Tesco express, with Tesco fuel, and this is how it was for the last couple of years. Last month, Esso moved in and now I have no clubcard points, the tight b@stards.