feckin' NHS
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steve y

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460 posts

242 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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just come out of hospital after an operation to remove half my thytroid which is painful enough but even after several tests to test if I had MSRA before the Op the NHS still managed to screw up, doctors forgetting I was there, being discharged after a phone call with consultant, no bedside check and hey let's tug that big ol drain out of your neck and see if your go grey! survived all that only to catch an infection in there on the wound so now have an open wound which is dripping crap everywhere! went to my doctor to see if I should go back to the hospital for them to sort it out but he was dead against it stating "they have done there best to muck up best we fix you up" so daily visits now planned to nurse to get dressing ripped off and puss squeezing! oh deep feckin joy! 3 weeks of day time tv ste!furiousdrink oh yes and no drink thanks to industrial strength anti bioticsbanghead

Edited by steve y on Monday 11th August 16:35

Puggit

49,832 posts

279 months

Simpo Two

93,059 posts

296 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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Puggit said:
Most people make do with MRSA, not the more interesting MSRA versin that you have nuts

captainzep

13,306 posts

223 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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Ah yes, the thyroidectomy.

A common procedure for those who take it too far down the throat, repeatedly bruising and injuring the area. Must be awful.

I work for the NHS and therefore apologise on behalf of my colleagues. We all have a drink on work time here and there.

Forgive and forget eh Major?

Chilli

17,320 posts

267 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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Simpo Two said:
Puggit said:
Most people make do with MRSA, not the more interesting MSRA versin that you have nuts
Versin? hehe

hornetrider

63,161 posts

236 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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Paragraphs my child, paragraphs. My eyes are bleeding even trying to look at that mess.

N1CK

5,588 posts

252 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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Buy a PS3 and some decent games and that'l see you right, after that you wont want to go back to work laugh

Simpo Two

93,059 posts

296 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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Chilli said:
Versin? hehe
Yep, it's a different version of 'version'... from the Old French I think, meaning 'to change'.

steve y

Original Poster:

460 posts

242 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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please excuse my poor punctuation and spelling the horse tablets tend to make one a little whoosydrunk as for the games, sounds like a good idea!

steve y

Original Poster:

460 posts

242 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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captainzep said:
Ah yes, the thyroidectomy.

A common procedure for those who take it too far down the throat, repeatedly bruising and injuring the area. Must be awful.

I work for the NHS and therefore apologise on behalf of my colleagues. We all have a drink on work time here and there.

Forgive and forget eh Major?
as an NHS worker your command of English is quite remarkable! well done

captainzep

13,306 posts

223 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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steve y said:
captainzep said:
Ah yes, the thyroidectomy.

A common procedure for those who take it too far down the throat, repeatedly bruising and injuring the area. Must be awful.

I work for the NHS and therefore apologise on behalf of my colleagues. We all have a drink on work time here and there.

Forgive and forget eh Major?
as an NHS worker your command of English is quite remarkable! well done
Thanks steve. Coming from you, the sense of pride I now feel is immense.

(Capital letters at the start of sentences by the way love.)