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crackthatoff

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3,314 posts

244 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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so a friend of a friend of a relative twice removed from the left of the right hand familys sitsters sons daughter went to a party last night and ended up doing some really silly stuff with a girl who he knew from the local boozery, said girl has got his number and he has had 20+ texts since last night.
Now he likes the girl, but not in the full capacity that she seems to like him, although it rocked (according to said random individual), so without ignoring her how does he gently let her down without wrecking the friendship and making it awkward in the group of friends?

can it be done?

aaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Chilli

17,320 posts

267 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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I don't think so. Out of interest, how many times as said friend of friend, etc, texted back?!

gazza_3

6,442 posts

239 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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If she's good looking, tell him (you) to play her sweetly until you get bored of her Gash, once bored of said Gash, tell her he (you) has aids, trust me she will run A mile faster than an Ethiopian who can smell A KFC

HTH

Edited by gazza_3 on Tuesday 12th August 01:19

W333

417 posts

254 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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1. Fornicate again with her as many times as is possible.
2. Ignore her.
3. If offered the opportunity to repeat step 1, repeat.
4. See step 2.

crackthatoff

Original Poster:

3,314 posts

244 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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Chilli said:
I don't think so. Out of interest, how many times as said friend of friend, etc, texted back?!
urrm every time as he dosn't want to be ignorant

crackthatoff

Original Poster:

3,314 posts

244 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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gazza_3 said:
If she's good looking, tell him (you) to play her sweetly until you get bored of her Gash, once bored of said Gash, tell her he (you) has aids, trust me she will run A mile faster than an Ethiopian who can smell A KFC

HTH

Edited by gazza_3 on Tuesday 12th August 01:19
if she was that good looking would he be wanting a sly way out in the first place? shallow bd !

captainzep

13,306 posts

223 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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Its a straight choice between sitting down and having an honest and assertive (but sensitive) heart to heart, or killing her and taking her corpse to a pig farm.

Given my limited experience of pistonheads I think you'll work out what the right thing to do is.

Perhaps try this forum for more guidance.

Chilli

17,320 posts

267 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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crackthatoff said:
Chilli said:
I don't think so. Out of interest, how many times as said friend of friend, etc, texted back?!
urrm every time as he dosn't want to be ignorant
Hmmm. You should, sorry he should bang her a few more times, then start mentioning all that kinky stuff you/him would love to get stuck into, including frinds or sisters (hers), that kinda stuff. If she goes for it happy days, if not happy days.

gazza_3

6,442 posts

239 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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crackthatoff said:
gazza_3 said:
If she's good looking, tell him (you) to play her sweetly until you get bored of her Gash, once bored of said Gash, tell her he (you) has aids, trust me she will run A mile faster than an Ethiopian who can smell A KFC

HTH

Edited by gazza_3 on Tuesday 12th August 01:19
if she was that good looking would he be wanting a sly way out in the first place? shallow bd !


I'm not shallow, I just don't enjoy ram raiding fat chicks.

RobPhoboS

3,454 posts

257 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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Can he not say something like, wont be contactable on the phone for a couple of weeks, holiday/repairing phone/ excuse excuse.

More importantly, what did he actually do with the girl? and how old is she ?
(just because that'll explain a lot of the text tennis)

Chilli

17,320 posts

267 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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gazza_3 said:
crackthatoff said:
gazza_3 said:
If she's good looking, tell him (you) to play her sweetly until you get bored of her Gash, once bored of said Gash, tell her he (you) has aids, trust me she will run A mile faster than an Ethiopian who can smell A KFC

HTH

Edited by gazza_3 on Tuesday 12th August 01:19
if she was that good looking would he be wanting a sly way out in the first place? shallow bd !


I'm not shallow, I just don't enjoy ram raiding fat chicks.
You/he did the other night.

crackthatoff

Original Poster:

3,314 posts

244 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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RobPhoboS said:
Can he not say something like, wont be contactable on the phone for a couple of weeks, holiday/repairing phone/ excuse excuse.

More importantly, what did he actually do with the girl? and how old is she ?
(just because that'll explain a lot of the text tennis)
not full on, but allegedly she has bruises on her tits and bits (he can't remember much)
and about 23 give or take.... his local pub is quite nosy and interbred so being stty is not an option if you get where I'm coming from.

gazza_3

6,442 posts

239 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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Chilli said:
gazza_3 said:
crackthatoff said:
gazza_3 said:
If she's good looking, tell him (you) to play her sweetly until you get bored of her Gash, once bored of said Gash, tell her he (you) has aids, trust me she will run A mile faster than an Ethiopian who can smell A KFC

HTH

Edited by gazza_3 on Tuesday 12th August 01:19
if she was that good looking would he be wanting a sly way out in the first place? shallow bd !


I'm not shallow, I just don't enjoy ram raiding fat chicks.
he did the other night.


EFA.

catmartin

889 posts

228 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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He should say that he is in love with his ex.Or join the Foreign Legion.

elster

17,517 posts

241 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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You should say last night was fun, but I'm not looking for anything more right now.

Honestly saves out in the long run in village pubs. As they thrive on gossip.

Sorry I meant you should tell him that.

collateral

7,238 posts

249 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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Give it a day or two and if it hasn't wound down any then tell her to chill or feck off.

Freddie328

687 posts

232 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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crackthatoff said:
so without ignoring her how does he gently let her down without wrecking the friendship and making it awkward in the group of friends?

can it be done?

aaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Why don't you tell your 'friend' laugh to be straight with her, be open, up front & honest and just tell her the truth?! Better than just stringing her along & hoping she'll take the hint.

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

224 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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Just tell your mate wink to be bloody honest with the lass. And the sooner the better!

He really enjoyed last night, but he's not really looking for anything serious at this time in his life, and wouldn't want to mess her about, or leave her thinking otherwise.

If he vaules her friendship, then honesty is the only way to go (or you, opps sorry, your mate should hook up with some blonde, 32 DD babe, and show her off infront of the said lady asap)

Monki

1,233 posts

222 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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Claim that the sex gave you second thoughts about women and turned you gay?

Then wear a pink t-shirt, tight pvc trousers, cowboy boots, visit a fake-tan salon and have your teeth whitened.


Triumph Coupe

386 posts

220 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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Monki said:
Claim that the sex gave you second thoughts about women and turned you gay?
Full of diplomacy as always. Love it!

Another Option: Find another boozer to drink in idea