Cat psychiatrist...anyone used one?!

[Chilli]

The eldest of our two has...put it this way, got issues. She has always got the 'ump and walks around the house growling...like a lion. Try and stroke her, she walks off. A little tickle under the chin, and you'd be lucky to get all fingers back. She is now trying to kill the younger one (her daughter) and I fear for her...although she shrugs it off, and seems to have no injuries.

She is just so miserable. Can't/wont purr, never wants any contact with anyone or anything. The vet said there's nothing pysically wrong with her, and perhaps we should get a professional in...Anyone used one before?

Cheers.

[Fidgits]

[ali_kat]

Try puttting her in a cattery for a week first, she if she learns to appreciate you

[Timmy35]

I think you have the issues not the cat. You don't have enough to worry about.

If your missus has a sister, bum her and get caught. It won't sort out the cat but it'll give you something real to worry about.

[sleep envy]

give them mini spears and nets - let them fight to the death gladiator style

[Saskia7]

If she's always been like that, she's probably just miserable. If it's a recent thing, I'd get the opinion of another vet.

[TheCarpetCleaner]

Timmy35 said:

I think you have the issues not the cat. You don't have enough to worry about.

If your missus has a sister, bum her and get caught. It won't sort out the cat but it'll give you something real to worry about.

Its a cat FFS!

[Chilli]

Timmy35 said:

I think you have the issues not the cat. You don't have enough to worry about.

If your missus has a sister, bum her and get caught. It won't sort out the cat but it'll give you something real to worry about.

What sort of idiot are you?

[Justayellowbadge]

My standards are generally low, but I've always ensured my psychiatrist is human.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Wednesday 13th August 11:34

[Vesuvius 996]

Mate. It's a cat. It has a brain the size of a pea.

If you've go enough money to think about paying some homo a few quid to give your cat psychiatric help, can I ask that you give me a few quid, as clearly you won't miss it.

[Gylen]

You're being too needy and it's walking all over you.

Try petting it and then swinging a kick at it once in a while - ought to keep it guessing and make it appreciate which side it's bread's buttered on...

[sleep envy]

Chilli said:

Timmy35 said:

I think you have the issues not the cat. You don't have enough to worry about.

If your missus has a sister, bum her and get caught. It won't sort out the cat but it'll give you something real to worry about.

What sort of idiot are you?

one whose cat doesn't need a shrink

[Chilli]

Fidgits said:

Trust me, I have to sleep with one eye open....you wouldn't want her roaming the bedroom looking for something to kill in the middle of the night!

[ali_kat]

What was she like before she had kittens/you kept one?

[andy400]

Chilli said:

Fidgits said:

Trust me, I have to sleep with one eye open....you wouldn't want her roaming the bedroom looking for something to kill in the middle of the night!

Close the door.

Problem solved.

HTH.

[Chilli]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Mate. It's a cat. It has a brain the size of a pea.

If you've go enough money to think about paying some homo a few quid to give your cat psychiatric help, can I ask that you give me a few quid, as clearly you won't miss it.

The fact that I have sh!t loads more cash than you really shouldn't affect our thinking here. Normally, yeah I'd agree....but this one;s a thinker You know those Raptors in Jurassic park....she's all in the making.

[sleep envy]

andy400 said:

Chilli said:

Fidgits said:

Trust me, I have to sleep with one eye open....you wouldn't want her roaming the bedroom looking for something to kill in the middle of the night!

Close the door.

Problem solved.

HTH.

Cat Shrink said:

that'll be £150 please

[Fidgits]

Chilli said:

Fidgits said:

Trust me, I have to sleep with one eye open....you wouldn't want her roaming the bedroom looking for something to kill in the middle of the night!

as others have said... its a bloody cat.


An animal.


Lock it out/stop feeding it/give it a kick.


Why waste money on some hippie that claims he "can talk to animals"...

[Chilli]

ali_kat said:

What was she like before she had kittens/you kept one?

Na, she was perfectly normal. I understand she might hate the kitten, you know new kid on the block getting a bit laery etc, but all me and the mrs have done is look after her. Ungrateful b!tch.

[Chilli]

sleep envy said:

Chilli said:

Timmy35 said:

I think you have the issues not the cat. You don't have enough to worry about.

If your missus has a sister, bum her and get caught. It won't sort out the cat but it'll give you something real to worry about.

What sort of idiot are you?

one whose cat doesn't need a shrink

How do you know? How does HE know....unless he hasn't got one of course.