Arggghhh!

[Alfachick]

God that crappy Peugeot ad is on the TV, "how to reduce your carbon tyre print.....buy a brand new car" Feckwits. Of all the excuses for crying out loud!

It really really annoys me for some reason. Probably cos most of the new pugs are pig ugly.
sorry just had to get that off my chest.

[GTIR]

And....relax.

Its ok, just dont let it get to you. Their time will come.

[Alfachick]

God i cant wait to get back offshore where there is no crappy ads. But you know the one that I mean though? Fannies.

[MitchT]

If it bothers you you should complain to the ASA citing the fact that more pollution is caused by the manufacture of cars than by the use of them, that the advert is thus dishonest, and that, in order to really reduce carbon emissions, car manufacturers should all stick to making parts to keep existing cars roadworthy rather than building whole new cars.

[captainzep]

Alfachick said:

God i cant wait to get back offshore

Inexplicably, I can't get the image of a woman's forearm tattooed with a big anchor out of mind.

[Alfachick]

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

God i cant wait to get back offshore

Inexplicably, I can't get the image of a woman's forearm tattooed with a big anchor out of mind.

Sorry to disapoint you but no tattos on my skin. Forearms or not.

Also its really easy to complain on the ASA's website.

God damn it Im turning into my grandmother!!!!!

[captainzep]

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

God i cant wait to get back offshore

Inexplicably, I can't get the image of a woman's forearm tattooed with a big anchor out of mind.

Sorry to disapoint you but no tattos on my skin. Forearms or not.

But you're smoking a pipe and wearing a sou'wester whilst typing this right? Maybe having a brief squeeze of an accordion to bang out a 'shanty'?

[Alfachick]

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

God i cant wait to get back offshore

Inexplicably, I can't get the image of a woman's forearm tattooed with a big anchor out of mind.

Sorry to disapoint you but no tattos on my skin. Forearms or not.

But you're smoking a pipe and wearing a sou'wester whilst typing this right? Maybe having a brief squeeze of an accordion to bang out a 'shanty'?

Errrr......






























nope.

[filski666]

the only way to reduce your carbon footprint is to buy a 335d and map it

[Alfachick]

filski666 said:

the only way to reduce your carbon footprint is to buy a 335d and map it

naturally. Im just off down to the BMW dealer tomorrow to go and get one. Then off to get it mapped.... god its gonna smoke everything on the road.

[filski666]

Alfachick said:

filski666 said:

the only way to reduce your carbon footprint is to buy a 335d and map it

naturally. Im just off down to the BMW dealer tomorrow to go and get one. Then off to get it mapped.... god its gonna smoke everything on the road.

yep, lots of black smoke

[captainzep]

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

God i cant wait to get back offshore

Inexplicably, I can't get the image of a woman's forearm tattooed with a big anchor out of mind.

Sorry to disapoint you but no tattos on my skin. Forearms or not.

But you're smoking a pipe and wearing a sou'wester whilst typing this right? Maybe having a brief squeeze of an accordion to bang out a 'shanty'?

Errrr......

nope.

OH COME ON.

Stuffed swordfish on the wall at least?

[Alfachick]

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

God i cant wait to get back offshore

Inexplicably, I can't get the image of a woman's forearm tattooed with a big anchor out of mind.

Sorry to disapoint you but no tattos on my skin. Forearms or not.

But you're smoking a pipe and wearing a sou'wester whilst typing this right? Maybe having a brief squeeze of an accordion to bang out a 'shanty'?

Errrr......

nope.

OH COME ON.

Stuffed swordfish on the wall at least?

My friend has one of those.... does that count? He works offshore too.....

I have big black rigger boots and a white hard hat? Does that help? im not wearing them though...
oh oh oh i forgot and a REALLY big bright yellow hi viz jacket, which comes out when i go camping...

Edited by Alfachick on Wednesday 13th August 19:47

[captainzep]

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

God i cant wait to get back offshore

Inexplicably, I can't get the image of a woman's forearm tattooed with a big anchor out of mind.

Sorry to disapoint you but no tattos on my skin. Forearms or not.

But you're smoking a pipe and wearing a sou'wester whilst typing this right? Maybe having a brief squeeze of an accordion to bang out a 'shanty'?

Errrr......

nope.

OH COME ON.

Stuffed swordfish on the wall at least?

My friend has one of those.... does that count? He works offshore too.....

I have big black rigger boots and a white hard hat? Does that help? im not wearing them though...

[sighs] I suppose that'll have to do Alfachick.


(hey mods look, I didn't make any jokes about seamen, sperm whales, salty tastes etc. Do I win something?)

[filski666]

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

God i cant wait to get back offshore

Inexplicably, I can't get the image of a woman's forearm tattooed with a big anchor out of mind.

Sorry to disapoint you but no tattos on my skin. Forearms or not.

But you're smoking a pipe and wearing a sou'wester whilst typing this right? Maybe having a brief squeeze of an accordion to bang out a 'shanty'?

Errrr......

nope.

OH COME ON.

Stuffed swordfish on the wall at least?

My friend has one of those.... does that count? He works offshore too.....

I have big black rigger boots and a white hard hat? Does that help? im not wearing them though...

[sighs] I suppose that'll have to do Alfachick.


(hey mods look, I didn't make any jokes about seamen, sperm whales, salty tastes etc. Do I win something?)

I'm not a mod - but have some liquorice

[Alfachick]

captainzep said:

[sighs] I suppose that'll have to do Alfachick.


(hey mods look, I didn't make any jokes about seamen, sperm whales, salty tastes etc. Do I win something?)

Well done very restrained. Here have a sweetie....

[filski666]

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

[sighs] I suppose that'll have to do Alfachick.


(hey mods look, I didn't make any jokes about seamen, sperm whales, salty tastes etc. Do I win something?)

Well done very restrained. Here have a sweetie....

I already gave him some salty Danish liquorice.....

[captainzep]

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

[sighs] I suppose that'll have to do Alfachick.


(hey mods look, I didn't make any jokes about seamen, sperm whales, salty tastes etc. Do I win something?)

Well done very restrained. Here have a sweetie....

[eyes Alfachick warily]

My Mum always told me not to accept sweeties from sailors.

I'm going home now...[walks away quickly before breaking into a panicky hell-for-leather sprint]

[Raffles]

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

[sighs] I suppose that'll have to do Alfachick.


(hey mods look, I didn't make any jokes about seamen, sperm whales, salty tastes etc. Do I win something?)

Well done very restrained. Here have a sweetie....

My Mum always told me not to accept sweeties from sailors.

Dude, I think you'll find she works on the rigs not on sailing ships. Us rig workers refer to rigs as 'going offshore,' sailors refer to 'going to sea'.

HTH

[captainzep]

Raffles said:

captainzep said:

Alfachick said:

captainzep said:

[sighs] I suppose that'll have to do Alfachick.


(hey mods look, I didn't make any jokes about seamen, sperm whales, salty tastes etc. Do I win something?)

Well done very restrained. Here have a sweetie....

My Mum always told me not to accept sweeties from sailors.

Dude, I think you'll find she works on the rigs not on sailing ships. Us rig workers refer to rigs as 'going offshore,' sailors refer to 'going to sea'.

HTH

Outrageous pedantry.