i am bin laden AICMFP
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SplatSpeed

Original Poster:

7,491 posts

282 months

Thursday 14th August 2008
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apparenlty i am as big a threat to the uk as bin laden due to my lover of donuts

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7559420.stm

never been compared to an international terrorist before. however if i was running al qaida i would be doing a much better job than cave sitting for some bear on his holidays. Bin Laden is a pussy.

Eric Mc

125,863 posts

296 months

Thursday 14th August 2008
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Alternative "Shock-Horror" headlines

"Poor use of Written English" bigger than Terror Threat!

"Man Made Global Warming" bigger than Terror Threat.

"Terror Threat" Bigger than Man Made Global Warming.

"Stupid Scary Headlines" bigger than Terror Threat.





Edited by Eric Mc on Thursday 14th August 07:54

Don

28,378 posts

315 months

Thursday 14th August 2008
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Your mistake is reading the BBC website.

Whilst there are decent, well-written articles by knowledgeable, competent journalists most have been written by the tea-boy.

Go read the Telegraph. It's st too - but not quite as st.

evosticks

248 posts

250 months

Thursday 14th August 2008
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Or alternatively as the terror threat is a load of old bks that the government & meeja have whipped up between them then being obsese is no more a threat to Britain than my cat...

QED, or summat wink

havoc

33,503 posts

266 months

Thursday 14th August 2008
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Go directly to Guantanamo Bay. Do not collect your human rights, do not pass evidence on to anyone else, DO collect your orange boiler suit.


There...that'll teach you to surf the BBC website! hehe

Apache

39,731 posts

315 months

Thursday 14th August 2008
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Obesity 'equal to terror threat'

? don't see how, unless one topples over and traps you, large people aren't able to fight or run as fast so that doesn't work......unless they've got guns, have fat people got guns? what the fu...this country is going to the dogs, first chavs now fat people with guns, bloody Labour, bloody Gordon Brown

mechsympathy

58,894 posts

286 months

Thursday 14th August 2008
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evosticks said:
Or alternatively as the terror threat is a load of old bks that the government & meeja have whipped up between them then being obsese is no more a threat to Britain than my cat...

QED, or summat wink
yes

The alleged expert should have said:
The threat to our future health is just as insignificant as the current security threat