Discussion
last night I was slapped and moaned at for "aiming a fart" at my girlfriend.
in my defense, I didn't actually aim it at her face, I just didn't bother turning my arse away from her face while farting.
do you think the direction of your arse when farting affects the ability of the victim to smell the fart?
of course if their nose is 3cm from your a
hole when farting they will smell it, but beyond say 1ft, I doubt the direction of the fart has any effect.
opinions?
in my defense, I didn't actually aim it at her face, I just didn't bother turning my arse away from her face while farting.
do you think the direction of your arse when farting affects the ability of the victim to smell the fart?
of course if their nose is 3cm from your a
hole when farting they will smell it, but beyond say 1ft, I doubt the direction of the fart has any effect.opinions?
If you farted with your arse 1ft away from my face you would receive a slap as an absolute minimum, I think you got off lightly.
Anywhere within around 1m proximity to a fart is going to get the full effect fairly quickly, outwith that distance the effect is going to be less and received later.
Probably
Anywhere within around 1m proximity to a fart is going to get the full effect fairly quickly, outwith that distance the effect is going to be less and received later.
Probably
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